- Dr. Joyce Brothers: Can you imagine your son coming home and saying, "I'm going to marry Monica Lewinsky"?
- Ann Coulter: Yes, Bill Clinton is the most shameless coagulum of skin ever born in a trailer park, but even him can't withstand this.
- George Conway: You think he'll resign?
- Ann Coulter: It's too humiliating. He embarrassed the country. He embarrassed humanity. He's done.