A Bag of Hammers (2011)
Jake Sandvig: Alan
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Quotes
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Alan : [holding a condom package] Kelsey, we sat you down today because we wanted to talk to you about...
Ben : [holding a banana] ... something very important.
Alan : First of all, what happens in Penthouse doesn't happen in real life.
Ben : It never looks that good. You don't want to get a girl pregnant before your, um, in love with her.
Alan : And ready to start a life... with her.
Ben : Yes. And each time you have sex, you are risking marriage.