| Episode cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Darin Brooks | ... | Alex Moran | |
| Gabrielle Dennis | ... | Denise Roy | |
| Sam Jones III | ... | Craig Shilo | |
| Alan Ritchson | ... | Thad Castle | |
| Chris Romano | ... | Sammy Cacciatore (as Romanski) | |
| Ed Marinaro | ... | Coach Marty Daniels | |
| Miguel A. Núñez Jr. | ... | Transvestite Prostitute (as Miguel A Nunez Jr.) | |
| Erin Agostino | ... | Overland Cheerleader #1 | |
| Stephen Amell | ... | Travis | |
| Abdul Ayoola | ... | Local Cop | |
| Peter Michael Dillon | ... | Radio DJ 2 (as Peter Dillon) | |
| Tod Fennell | ... | Overland Male Cheerleader #1- Evan | |
| Sarah Booth | ... | Girl Reciting Poem (as Sarah Hansen) | |
| Meghan Heffern | ... | Kate the Cheerleader | |
| Kristian Hodko | ... | Overland Male Cheerleader #2 | |
The Goats are about to face Overland U, their most storied rivals and not to mention, their first televised game of the season. The catch is... they're gonna have to do so without their starting quarterback, Travis James, suspended by the dean for soliciting a prostitute. Coach Daniels' pleads with the dean to pay off the officials like they usually do but dean's decision stands firm. That leaves Alex to start as QB, who's been complacent being the back-up quarterback, fearing the pressures of having to be the number one guy and just wanting to party. Rather than stepping up in a moment of crisis, Alex channels all his wits into getting Travis reinstated for the big game. He visits Travis's transvestite prostitute to get her to change her alibi and absolve Travis of suspension but she won't budge unless Craig, the star of the team, allows her (or him) to perform fellatio on him. To his surprise, Craig's possessive girlfriend is okay with it but he soon realizes he's the one who can't ... Written by Anonymous