What If (2013) Poster

(I) (2013)

Zoe Kazan: Chantry



  • Wallace : And what is the worst thing that ever happened to you?

    Chantry : My mom died when I was is junior high.

    Chantry : Uhm... , she had breast cancer.

    Chantry : You don't realise how quickly everything can fall apart until it does, it makes you never want to give up anything good ever again

  • Wallace : I thought a lot about something you said. About how when you realize how quickly everything can fall apart it makes you never want to give up anything good ever again. Whatever this is between us, it is good. It is so good. It is actually the best thing that has ever happened to me, and I don't want it to be over.

    Chantry : I don't want it to be over either. I kind of wish we could invent a time machine or something.

    Wallace : If we ever invent time travel, I would go back to the night we met.

    Chantry : [moves in closer]  You would?

    Wallace : Yes.

    Chantry : What would you do differently?

    Wallace : [smiles]  Nothing.

    Chantry : [also smiles]  Me too.

    [They kiss] 

  • Chantry : [Whispering]  Um... Are you alone?

    Wallace : Like... in the universe?

    Chantry : No, in the hallway!

  • Chantry : And you know what? Treating it like a joke IS being an asshole.

    Wallace : I'm not treating this like a joke. And I am not being an asshole. ALLAN is being an asshole and NICOLE is being an asshole, and right now, YOU'RE kinda being an asshole. Me? I'm standing here with a BRANCH! A branch that cuts down approximately ZERO percent of the windchill factor on my DICK, okay! I've got a branch, you've got a sleeping bag! How does that make me an asshole?

  • Wallace : I don't want the sex to be too good right away.

    Chantry : Mmm-hmm.

    Wallace : I'm intentionally being much worse in bed than I actually am, so that it can just keep getting better and better forever.

    Chantry : But like, very slowly over many, many decades, so that we hit our sexual peak in our 90s.

    Wallace : That's the plan, actually... is if the last time we have sex is also the best, and that it actually kills you.

    Chantry : That wouldn't be such a bad way to go.

  • Chantry : I think I messed it up really bad. I called him a liar. And I think I might be the liar.

    Dalia : No.

    Chantry : Yes. I mean, I think it might count as lying if you lie to yourself.

  • Chantry : Hey... I need to wear something to this company dinner with our production partners in Taiwan. What do you think?

    Wallace : I think that's quite a dress.

    Chantry : [Whispering]  Do you think it's, like, a little too slutty for me?

    Wallace : [Whispering back]  No. Nothing is too slutty for you.

  • Chantry : I'll look if you look.

See also

Release Dates | Official Sites | Company Credits | Filming & Production | Technical Specs

Recently Viewed