Caroline Forbes : His name is Stefan Salvatore. He lives with his uncle up at the old Salvatore boarding house. He hasn't lived here since he was a kid. Military family, so they moved around a lot. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie Bennett : You got all of that in one day?
Caroline Forbes : Oh, please. I got all of that between third and fourth period. We're planning a June wedding.
Bonnie Bennett : You sober yet?
Caroline Forbes : Nope.
Bonnie Bennett : Come on, I need to get you home, I need to get me home.
Caroline Forbes : Why didn't he go for me?
Bonnie Bennett : I'm not touching that.
Caroline Forbes : Why is it that the guys I want, never go for me? I try so hard, maybe because I'm inappropriate and I always say the wrong things and Elena always says the right things. I mean, she doesn't even try and he just picks her!
Bonnie Bennett : Caroline, it isn't a competition.
Caroline Forbes : Yeah, it is.
Caroline Forbes : Elena, oh my God! How are you? Oh, it's so good to see you.
Caroline Forbes : How is she, is she good?
Elena Gilbert : Caroline, I'm right here. And, I'm fine. Thank you.
Caroline Forbes : Really?
Elena Gilbert : Yes! Much better.
Caroline Forbes : You poor thing.
Caroline Forbes : See you guys later?
Elena Gilbert : [to Bonnie] No comment.
Caroline Forbes : Why didn't he go for me? How come the guys that I want never want me? I'm inappropriate, always say the wrong thing and Elena always says the right thing. She doesn't even try, and he just picks her. And she's always the one that everyone picks. For everything. And I try so hard and I'm never the one...