At Thanksgiving, Ruxin gets an unexpected visit from his father (guest-star Jeff Goldblum), and Andre's sister (guest star Sarah Silverman) is on the prowl at the gang's Thanksgiving dinner.
Pete takes Andre to a spa for the weekend, but Andre is disappointed when all the other guys show up, too. Meanwhile, Kevin asks Taco to dress up as Ellie's favorite toy in an attempt to scare her into not playing with it anymore.
Andre prepares for his turn as an expert witness in Ruxin's big case but thinks Pete is trying to steal his thunder; Ruxin tries to ferret out collusion between Kevin and Jenny; Taco needs a nude portrait to impress the courtroom artist.
Tensions mount as Christmas and the playoffs near: Ruxin's revenge present to Kevin backfires; Ellie's behavior at school causes Jenny to worry that fantasy football is causing her to neglect her parental duties; Taco's eggs turn 1 year old.
At the guys' high-school reunion, Andre is excited to show off his success; Ruxin is excited to show off his hot wife; Pete needs a name for the new last-place trophy; and everyone learns the history of the Shiva blast.
Kevin and Jenny discover that Kristin Cavallari is in their baby group; Taco realizes he may actually have a girlfriend; Ruxin needs Rafi to take Baby Geoffrey to swim class.
Andre starts dating his interior decorator and discovers that the buyer of his old loft is Deion Sanders. Rafi and Dirty Randy (Seth Rogen) prepare for the end of the world.
Andre and Trixie's relationship is put to the test. Jenny and Pete make special offerings to Shiva. Rupert Ruxin (Jeff Goldblum) has a gift for his son while Taco challenges the Mall Santa.
