The guys go to Kevin's during Ellie's fifth-birthday party to determine the draft order; later, Andre throws a party during the actual draft, at which Pete announces that he is splitting from his wife.
Sofia's refusal to have sex with Ruxin after their son's birth drives him crazy; Jenny is horrified to learn that her pronouncement that she is confident in her vagina has become the talk of the League's message board.
The guys spend Sunday afternoon at Ruxin's house hoping to watch football, but they're roped into an extravagant lunch prepared by Sofia instead; Ellie goes through the "fun with feces" stage.
Pete takes Andre to a spa for the weekend, but Andre is disappointed when all the other guys show up, too. Meanwhile, Kevin asks Taco to dress up as Ellie's favorite toy in an attempt to scare her into not playing with it anymore.
Taco and Ruxin go to Chinatown to look for Three Penis Wine, while Pete and Kevin make a bet that the loser of their playoff game must strip in public, but it's Jenny who may ultimately have to pay up.
