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Crustacean (2009)

| Comedy, Horror
A lobster-clawed freak from a lurid sideshow wreaks a wrath of bloody horror - through a rural community so small that only two families live there - in this outrageous parody of grind ... See full summary »

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L.J. Dopp

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L.J. Dopp (screenplay)
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Hannah Harper ... Brittany Jones (as Hanna Harper)
Peter Atkins Peter Atkins ... Nightwind, Professor
Angela Berliner Angela Berliner ... Allison Anderson
Brian Sheridan ... Demond Stain
Bryant Dillon Bryant Dillon ... Billy Ray Charles
Elissa Dowling ... Thumper Stain
Zenius Muleckis Zenius Muleckis ... Lobster Baby
Tom Rees Tom Rees ... Tector Stain
Maxine Gillespie Maxine Gillespie ... Loretta / Floretta Stain
Jacob Goble Jacob Goble ... Milo Anderson
Robyn Sheridan Robyn Sheridan ... Madge Anderson
Mason Storm ... Turd Stain
Scott Hernandez Scott Hernandez ... C.W. Stain
Jordana Berliner Jordana Berliner ... Luraleen
Marie McCray ... Girl Gone Nuts
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A lobster-clawed freak from a lurid sideshow wreaks a wrath of bloody horror - through a rural community so small that only two families live there - in this outrageous parody of grind house sci-fi/horror films from the '50s through the '80s. Written by Zishmeister

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Country:

USA

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English

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Spoofs Cops (1989) See more »

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CRUSTACEAN is pure, simple, FUN!!
1 April 2012 | by hch91See all my reviews

I have always had a fascination with carnival side shows. I remember as a kid going to our state fair and seeing the "tiniest person alive" and the woman that was half person/ half snake! These are now considered "non-PC" shows, so they are not found in fairs and carnivals today. Luckily we have movies like CRUSTACEAN to get our "freak show" fix.

CRUSTACEAN is a Horror/comedy that doesn't take itself seriously at all, I mean, with a plot about a Lobster baby, how could it! It knows it is a silly, crazy, film and all it sets out to do is have some fun and entertain, and that is exactly what it does. There is something in this film for everyone. Comedy is all throughout it, but us gore hounds are not left out, as there is plenty of flowing red stuff! It is amazing how much blood comes out of a person when they are squeezed at the neck by Lobster Baby! Also, watch at the end for a great gut busting scene reminiscent of the scene from ALIEN (if the crew of ALIEN was a bunch of rednecks in a trailer home).

Also noteworthy of this film, is the wonderful music throughout. Listen to the words closely as some of the songs are laugh-out-load hilarious!

I would recommend this DVD to anyone that is a fan of the Horror/comedy genre.


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