An aging porn star agrees to participate in an "art film" in order to make a clean break from the business, only to discover that he has been drafted into making a pedophilia and necrophilia themed snuff film.
Srdjan 'Zika' Todorovic,
A young woman's quest for revenge against the people who kidnapped and tormented her as a child leads her and a friend, who is also a victim of child abuse, on a terrifying journey into a living hell of depravity.
Two pretty but ditsy American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany, they end up alone at night with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day, they awaken to find themselves trapped in a terrifying makeshift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. An older German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins. However, his three "patients" are not about to be separated but joined together in a horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric systems. By doing so, he plans to bring to life his sick lifetime fantasy, the human centipede.Written by
Producer Ilona Six
Not since the brilliant French film MARTYRS (2008) has a movie come on the scene, grabbed you by the throat, and essentially dared you to watch it without flinching. This is what was promised with THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE, which has gained quite the cult following. Does it deliver? In a word, not even close. This film is full of bad acting, pacing problems, and is a victim of being over-hyped so much that it couldn't possibly deliver what it promises. But who's fault is this?
As the film opens we join Dr. Heiter (Dieter Laser, resembling the love-child of Lance Henriksen and Udo Kier) who is sitting in his car in the shoulder of the road. He's staring fondly at a picture of a canine centipede in which he joined three dogs to make one long creature. The opening ends with the good doc drugging and kidnapping a fat trucker. Flash to our heroines, Lindsay (Ashley C. Williams) and Jenny (Ashlynn Yennie), two American tourists traveling across Germany. They're getting ready to go to a party that is apparently in the middle of nowhere (judging by the roads they're traveling on). On the way, their car gets a flat tire on a very remote road and after an encounter with an older, very creepy German guy they decide to walk and find help. Guess which house they end up at?
Is any of this sounding familiar? It should - it's the set up for about 1,000 flicks. The "strangers lost in a strange land" is nothing new. But those who bought into the hype will remain patient. I did. Unfortunately, this patience is never rewarded.
In case you haven't already noticed, it becomes obvious that there's something very wrong with Heiter. We learn that he was a world-renowned surgeon who specialized in separating Siamese twins. Now retired, he's doing "research" in his home lab - that's never a good sign. He's obsessed with creating a three-segment human centipede in which three subjects are connected mouth-to-anus, sharing one digestive track. Heiter sees the arrival of Lindsay and Jenny as a windfall opportunity. He already has the fat trucker, so he does what any good host/mad scientist would do: He drugs the girls, chains them up in his basement operating room and preps them for surgery. It turns out the trucker's tissue samples don't match the girls, so Heiter kills the trucker and then kidnaps a Japanese tourist. Perfect match.
Now THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE has all his pieces in place, and you can just feel a sick combination of dread and anticipation welling up inside as Heiter explains to his subjects what he's going to do to them: remove their teeth, remove the ligaments from their knees, and alter their anuses in order to connect them mouth-to-anus. Then just as he starts the procedure the scene fades to black and the operation is over.
Where's the horror we were promised - the stuff that was supposed to challenge us to keep our eyes glued on the screen? Presumably, that was left on the cutting room floor in order to rush to reveal the titular abomination about 30-40 minutes into the running time. We see the centipede (yawn) and then watch as Heiter trains, that's right, trains his new pet. This is a huge problem; after writer-director Tom Six blows his wad in a most anticlimactic way, you quickly find yourself losing interest. There's just nothing to keep our attention after the human centipede is revealed. The entire film suffers from a very slow and lumbering pace, and let's be honest here, there's barely enough material to fill a short film let alone a feature length movie. And is this material all that original? I seem to recall a novel written by H.G. Wells called THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU - in 1896!! In it Dr. Moreau is basically turning people into animals. Yes there are a lot of differences in the two stories, but if Tom Six focused on the story, characters, and social commentary more than trying to make a disturbing and graphic film, he would have had more success.
The only interesting character is Dr. Heiter. There's no doubt he's completely crazy, but what makes him so dangerous is that he's focused, intelligent, and determined. He doesn't look at his prisoners as people; they're simply subjects to help him with his research and are no different than a lab mouse. It's pretty clear Heiter doesn't like people and seems to have grown tired of the human race. People, to him, are subjects to be experimented on. Laser plays the part beautifully - the one shining performance in this otherwise annoying cast. The girls, at least after being captured, are whiny and annoying. During one of cinema's most epic-failed escape attempts, Lindsay makes so much noise you just root for Heiter to capture her. (At one point she actually tries to hide under water while Heiter stands by the side of the pool.) There's not one second when you think she'll succeed. This entire escape scene feels tagged on in order to pad out the running time.
For a supposedly disturbing flick, with a totally twisted premise, THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE is actually quite blood-less. One tag line for the film is "100% Medically Accurate," and that's the main problem. The approach is so clinical that there's no over-the-top mayhem that could have catapulted it to cult classic status - or at least made it a midnight movie favorite. In fact, all the the "disturbing" imagery is included in the trailer. So if you saw the trailer you've essentially already seen the entire film. Besides Dieter Laser's performance, there's nothing here to recommend, and on top of everything else, the sound quality is terrible. Apparently, there's already a part two in the works with a 12 segment human centipede. Meh. Skip this one and go watch MARTYRS again
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