Will Albrecht: Well, Ms. Baxter.
E.J. Baxter: Mr. Albrecht.
Will Albrecht: How 'bout that? We actually have something in common. We both go to the post office on Saturdays.
E.J. Baxter: Hm. I imagine a lot of people do.
Will Albrecht: Yeah, well, I'm sure you're right. Enjoying your day?
E.J. Baxter: Hm. Just doing errands.
Will Albrecht: Me too.
E.J. Baxter: You'll be surprised to know that I haven't gotten lost once yet today.
Will Albrecht: Well, it's not even noon yet, so... Yeah, Saturday mornings are all about errands for me, but then I always head to this little brunch place down the block.
E.J. Baxter: Nice.
Will Albrecht: Yeah. It's real nice. It's got great food.
E.J. Baxter: Mmm. You enjoy yourself. Oh, do you know where the nearest Kinko's is? I never had a need to look before, but now since that calendar's *actually* happening, Jan and I can't do all the copying by ourselves. So...
Will Albrecht: We don't have a Kinko's.
E.J. Baxter: No Kinko's?
Will Albrecht: No Kinko's.
E.J. Baxter: How can that be? I thought there was a law that said there had to be a Kinko's on every corner, next to a Gap.
Will Albrecht: We don't have a Gap either.
E.J. Baxter: That's not even funny.
Will Albrecht: But, I think there's one in Billings.
E.J. Baxter: Well, I don't know where that is, but I need to go there. How close is it?
Will Albrecht: Oh, it's not too bad. About ten hours, depending on the road conditions. Ain't it awful?
E.J. Baxter: Mm. I'm not gonna be here forever, so don't worry.
Will Albrecht: Oh, yeah, well, I'll try not to sweat it.
E.J. Baxter: You know what? Just because I have a different way of doing things, doesn't make it wrong. It just makes it different. I get that you don't think I belong here. You have zero respect for what I'm trying to do, but you know what? I don't care. Not even remotely. And I get that you think that I act like I landed on the moon, but you don't have to tell me that because for the past six months, I felt like I've been living on another planet. So for the future, let's be polite and agree we disagree and leave it at that, shall we?
