- Swindle: The Sonic Jammer 3000! Don't leave Cybertron without it! But wait-there's more! It also has a stasis suspension ray, handy for those tight spots. Picked this baby up on Quintessa. Nice folks, the Quintessons; give you a good deal and all the oil you can drink.
- Sentinel Prime: Those bureaucratobots couldn't find their own diodes with a bitmap and a homing beacon.
- Sentinel Prime: All due respect, Alpha Trion, the Council should concern itself with more important matters, like beefing up security for the Decepticon prisoners that... ahem... I captured.
- Cliffjumper: I thought that was Prowl.