Green Porno (2008– )
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An actor in a light-blue hood and body suit swims in dark-blue water. She makes the case that a penis in water presents a challenge: it produces drag and might be snagged. She demonstrates ... See full summary »
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Isabella Rossellini ... Male Whale
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An actor in a light-blue hood and body suit swims in dark-blue water. She makes the case that a penis in water presents a challenge: it produces drag and might be snagged. She demonstrates how a right whale tucks his penis inside his body until erect. We watch more than one erect male appear around a female, who turns on her back keeping her vagina at bay while the males determine who is strongest. Then, the strongest male, ready to mate, waits until she needs air and turns over. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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2009 (USA) See more »

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Very Good Entry
3 July 2009 | by Michael_ElliottSee all my reviews

Green Porno: Whale (2009)

*** 1/2 (out of 4)

Extremely entertaining entry in the popular series this time takes a look at whales and their six-foot penis. In this short, Rossellini puts on her whale outfit and explains how the males must fight while the female floats on her back to see who is the strongest. After going up for air, the male will sneak up on the female and soon babies will follow. This here is certainly one of the best entries in the series as Rossellini is as charming and energetic as ever. She's quite funny from start to finish and you can't help but smile watching her act out the sexual encounters. There's plenty of detail given out, which in itself is smile worthy.


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