The 73rd Primetime Emmy Awards

Announcer: From Schitt's Creek please welcome Emmy Winners Dan Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Annie Murphy, and Eugene Levy

Self - Presenter: Thank you very much, there's nothing on the prompter. Thank you, there's nothing on the prompter.

Self - Presenter: Is there like a tech guy?

Self - Presenter: Maybe we should just open up the envelope?

Self - Presenter: No, we're not just going to open up the envelope.

Self - Presenter: No, no, it's gotta be coming up. It's gotta be coming up.

[clearing his throat]

Self - Presenter: Okay. They wouldn't be doing this to us on purpose, would they?

Self - Presenter: Why would they want to embarrass us on national television on purpose? Wh-why?

Self - Presenter: I don't know? Why would I know? I don't know?

Self - Presenter: Why is your face being weird?

Self - Presenter: Eugene! Did you do something?

Self - Presenter: Nothing, I didn't do anything. I may have walked past the writer's room this morning and asked them to lift my dialogue a little bit.

Self - Presenter: Oh god! You casually walked past a room full of comedy writers and asked them to "lift" your dialogue? "Lift" was the word that you used?

Self - Presenter: I meant tighten it a bit?

Self - Presenter: And what was their response?

Self - Presenter: [Gesturing to the teleprompter] Okay.

Self - Presenter: Okay, well, somewhere out there are the nominees for writing for a comedy series.