Alucard

This is possibly one of the most adjective movies ever made. Stumbled across it while on a mission to watch every film adaptation of Dracula and, in spite of many, many things, this is undoubtedly the most faithful to the book. I imagine the budget for this was something like $12, but they make it work, in their own weird little way. The only way I can describe the vibe of this movie is by saying that Jonathan is taken to meet Dracula in a minivan with cheerful stock music playing. Also, Quincey is here, he's wearing stupid baggy pants shoved into his cowboy boots, he rarely takes off his cowboy hat, and he has a gun that he whips out every 5 seconds. What more could anybody ask for?

Anyway, overused phrase as it is, this is a must-watch for Dracula fans. I am so so serious. I think you can only watch it on Flixfling but it's worth it.