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"NCIS" Toxic (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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(2009)

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Abby Sciuto: Oh, I got Palmer's text about the vampire bite. I can't believe I'm not going to be there for that. Who are you getting to fill in?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Working on it.

Abby Sciuto: Well, if you need anything before then, I keep a step-by-step Abby's Lab for Dummies in my desk. It covers the basics. A monkey could follow the instructions.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Watching DiNozzo using his backscratcher] Good. Cause we got one of those.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: You didn't have spring cleaning in Israel?

Officer Ziva David: We do not have spring. Israel is a desert.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: [Referring to a body] He looks cold.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Least of his problems, McGee.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: Don't tell me she needs a root canal.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No. Fornell just called. Abby's been... requested.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Requested?

Officer Ziva David: By...?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: He didn't know. He just said the FBI had orders to transport her.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: [McGee goes to his desk] Okay, I can access the FBI's operation's database.

Officer Ziva David: [Ziva goes to her desk] I have a contact in the DOD.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Tony's at his desk] BOLO on the FBI transport?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I don't know. I thought, maybe I'd just try calling her first.

[Gibbs pulls out his cellphone]

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That invitation extend to me too, Duck?

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Since when have you waited for an invitation? Don't answer that. I know you like to keep people on their toes.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to McGee] Aw knucklehead. You're lucky Abby's not here, Hopkins.

Abby Sciuto: [From behind on a video link] Why is McGee lucky I'm not there? And who is Hopkins?

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Nodding to McGee] He'll clean it up.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: We'll clean it up.

Jimmy Palmer: They'll clean it up.

Abby Sciuto: You'll *all* clean it up!

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Officer Ziva David: [Slight chuckle] This is nice. Be able to work without Tony's incessant babbling. It's almost as if he cannot go on for more than 30 seconds without hearing the sound of his own voice. You know the truly amazing thing is that he fails to realize just how irritating he is to those around him.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ziva.

Officer Ziva David: Yes, Gibbs?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Babbling.

Officer Ziva David: Oh.

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Mr. Jones: Agent Gibbs, I appreciate your concern for my missing colleague, but that's *exactly* why Miss Scuito has to stay here right now. You have to trust me on that.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I don't trust you. I don't know you!

Mr. Jones: I sympathsize with your position...

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: It's your choice, you either tell me what's going on or...

Mr. Jones: Or what? You'll threaten me?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well, you know what? That depends. You consider a public investigation a threat?... We are on the same team.

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Abby Sciuto: [Entering] Gibbs.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Rising] Abby. Abs, are you okay?

Abby Sciuto: Do I look okay? What is Abby's rule #1? Do not lie to Abby!

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Didn't build it to kill someone.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: ...He built it to sell it.

Abby Sciuto: Perfect. Hi I'm Abby Sciuto. International Bioweapons dealer.

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Abby Sciuto: Aren't you going to give me a pep talk?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No.

Abby Sciuto: Why?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Because you're pissed. And you should be.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to McGee] Come on. Gibbs doesn't use email.

[They see Palmer cleaning Abby's lab]

Jimmy Palmer: Hi guys.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: We've been set up.

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Abby Sciuto: So you lied!

Mr. Jones: And I didn't lose a bit of sleep. Is that a problem?

Abby Sciuto: No. Not at all. Lie to me again. It was awesome.

[Starts to leave]

Abby Sciuto: Nice knowing you.

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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [to dead body, about Abby] You messed with the wrong forensic scientist.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I know about the lab. And I know about the cure you were researching.

Philip Heller: That's classified.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: And *that's* a dead body! I already got you at manslaughter. I can prove intent, I got you at murder.

Philip Heller: Wait.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You tell me what's going on, or you call your damn lawyer! Why is somebody trying to kill you?

Philip Heller: Because I discovered the truth. Tarburst tried to hide it. The tasks were compartmentalized, ostensibly for security purposes. Isolate a genome, find a suitable viral vector. It, uh... they manipulated me. All I could see were the technical hurdles and not the big picture.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Which was what?

Philip Heller: People were sick. But I wasn't working on a cure. I was building a weapon.

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FBI Agent Samantha Morris: Abby Sciuto?

Abby Sciuto: Maybe.

FBI Agent Samantha Morris: FBI. You need to come with us, Miss Sciuto. Now.

Abby Sciuto: Where?

FBI Agent Samantha Morris: I'm not at liberty to say.

Abby Sciuto: Well then I'm not at liberty to go.

FBI Agent Samantha Morris: You misunderstand. It's not a request.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She doesn't strike me as the kind of girl who would hire a hitman.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No. She'd rather do it herself.

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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [to a body] You messed with the wrong forensic scientist.

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