Matt Stifler wants to be just like his big bro, making porn movies and having a good time in college. After sabotaging the school band, he gets sent to band camp where he really doesn't like it at first but then learns how to deal with the bandeez.
Taj Mahal Badalandabad leaves Coolidge College behind for the halls of Camford University in England, where he looks to continue his education, and teach an uptight student how to make the most out of her academic career.
Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, the Bible leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity.Written by
Frankly, I would give this one 0 stars if I could!
I've watched the previous 6 American Pie movies, waiting eagerly for each of them to be released.
Band camp was bad, but Naked Mile and Beta House were quite funny, though not as good as the first 3.
However, The Book of Love made me, for the first time ever, regret watching a movie.
I'm not the type who criticizes movies as bad easily, but this has to top it as one of the worst movies ever.
Yes, the tits were nice, but like one person mentioned in Amazon.com, the tits-to-asses ration was skewed heavily in favor of tits, making the movie a bit of a dampener.
I suppose I could've given 2 or 3 stars had someone else better played Stifler.
Frankly, either John Patrick Jordan never watched the preceding 6 parts of AP or else he's a really bad actor.
I mean, his acting was the type where you'd love to somehow kick him in the mid-section if you got a chance. He completely ruined the Stifler 'legacy' with his rigid acting and his laugh, which sounded more like it was coming from a smurf! (Apologies to the smurf community for the insult)
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