Matt Stifler wants to be just like his big bro, making porn movies and having a good time in college. After sabotaging the school band, he gets sent to band camp where he really doesn't like it at first but then learns how to deal with the bandeez.
Taj Mahal Badalandabad leaves Coolidge College behind for the halls of Camford University in England, where he looks to continue his education, and teach an uptight student how to make the most out of her academic career.
Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, the Bible leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity.Written by
[2:00]After the Universal Logo, it fades to a close up of a pie, making this the first film in the franchise since American Pie (1999) to show a pie. See more »
[1:04:27]When Noah Levenstein answers the phone at his business, he answers "hello" as though he were answering his home or cellular telephone, rather than "Levenstein's Carpet Warehouse". See more »
This is not a sex manual. It is a life manual. I've been married for 35 years, and not just because I'm this handsome dude who knows how to satisfy a woman. I've been married for 35 years because I love my wife and I respect my wife. Whether it's Amsterdam or East Great Falls it all comes down to this: If you're honest and treat a girl with respect then whatever happens is meant to happen because it's all perfectly natural. Boys, I've prepared you for this quest. And before you lies ...
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The spinning earth globe of the Universal Pictures logo turns into a 8-slice baked pie. See more »
The unrated version is two and a half minutes longer then the R-rated version. There are four additional/extended scenes:
an additional scene of a hostile exchange between Imogen and the boys as she comes up the escalator.
an extended scene of Rob using his mother's credit card at the lingerie store.
an additional scene of a hostile exchange between Imogen and Stifler at the party.
an additional scene of Nathan performing oral sex on his girlfriend.
Dildo. If you're laughing hysterically right now, this is totally the movie for you. If not, "Book Of Love" is going to be a pretty tiresome ride. Nobody expects a great story when they see the "American Pie Presents" (what does that even mean?) moniker, but a little variation here and there would be pretty nice. I mean, come on. Another batch of hapless (not to mention unlikable) virgins getting into sexual misadventures? Another previously unmentioned Stifler cousin? Another utterly pointless appearance by Jim's dad? You know your plot elements are desperately uninspired when they make "Band Camp" seem fresh. The movie's also very unstructured, it's basically just a series of barely related sketches. Wouldn't be that much of a problem if the little vignettes were funny, but the supposed highlight of the movie consists of faux-Stifler getting raped by a moose. Creative stuff right there. The makers even seem fully aware they're making crap, but all they do to solve it is adding more frighteningly plastic boobs. This is just painful to watch.
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