Ron Donald : [as he is burning the American flag in order to make it look like it's been through battle] You can be two things in life: You can be an achiever or a fuck-up.
Henry Pollard : And which one are you being right now?
Ron Donald : I'm an achiever!
Henry Pollard : Well, then, I'm definitely a fuck-up. I gotta say, standing here watching you light a flag on fire in a parking lot... I feel kinda okay about it.