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I Love Dries (2008)

This movie is about a couple that kidnaps a famous singer to use his seed for the baby they want. The woman is crazy about the singer and the man is sterile. That this leads to stupid situations is a given.

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Tom Six

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Tom Six
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Cast

Credited cast:
Dries Roelvink Dries Roelvink ... Dries
Rene de Wit Rene de Wit ... Freek (as René de Wit)
Rikkie de Wit Rikkie de Wit ... Teuntje
Sugar Lee Hooper Sugar Lee Hooper ... Gerda
Peter Beense Peter Beense ... Peter
Chiel Montagne Chiel Montagne ... Senior police officer
Grad Damen Grad Damen ... Police officer
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Babet Klein Tuente Babet Klein Tuente ... Baby
Noor Klein Tuente Noor Klein Tuente ... Baby
Jan Kruiter Jan Kruiter ... Partybar owner
Dieuwertje Kuiper Dieuwertje Kuiper ... Jealous girl
Chiela Looijen Chiela Looijen ... Singing girl
Charles Prick Charles Prick ... Peter's manager
Ilona Six ... Woman behind wheelchair
Tom Six ... Man in wheelchair
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Storyline

The famous Dutch singer Dries Roelvink is abducted after a gig in a local discotheque. He ends up in a mobile home right in the middle of nowhere amongst two of his biggest "fans": Freek and Teuntje. They are a friendly but unattractive couple who are missing one major thing in their lonely lives: a child of their own. But regrettably, they both can't have any children. Meanwhile Freek and Teuntje are trying to let their Idol feel comfortable in their mobile home and gradually it becomes clear to him why he has been taken there. Written by producer

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Folksinger Dries Roelvink is abducted by two of his biggest fans because they want a baby from him.

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Country:

Netherlands

Language:

Dutch

Release Date:

20 October 2008 (Netherlands) See more »

Also Known As:

I Love... See more »

Filming Locations:

Almere, Flevoland, Netherlands See more »

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Budget:

€150,000 (estimated)
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Company Credits

Production Co:

Six Entertainment See more »
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Color | Color (Technicolor)
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This film was re-released in 2016 by its director, Tom Six, as What the F**k, calling it the best Dutch film ever. See more »


Soundtracks

Dit is mijn leven
Performed by Dries Roelvink
Written by Roel Jongenelen
Produced by Roel Jongenelen
Published by JDB Music
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Cheap and dirty, but not in a good way
24 June 2012 | by jan-vonkSee all my reviews

Every now and then I lose myself in buying some dirt cheap DVDs, and this time it happened to be 'I love Dries'. It stars Dutch B-class celebrities who luckily do not take themselves too seriously, while controversial Tom Six of Human Centipede fame happens to be the director. So it definitely had something going for it, but don't be fooled as this is a real stinker!!!

Our perfectly healthy and fit Dries Roelvink is unable to flee a trailer, or outrun his overweight captor. So he gives in and makes love to a very unattractive woman repeatedly because she wants a child from him. Nobody seems to be missing Dries, not even the police who off course DO recognize him when stopping them over towards the end. And Dries just lets them get away with it too.

During the events we are subjected to lots of filth and general bad taste, adding nothing to the story besides putting you off. Picture quality and sound are also terrible, I estimated the production cost at € 8.95 which is about the price of a 3-pack VHS tapes nowadays. It was quite a bit more, might be it had something to do with the master tape being stolen for some time.

We would actually have been far better off if the tape had stayed missing, but I made a start by safely locking away my copy so it can do no more harm. A well deserved 1 out of 10 stars and to be avoided like a heap of dog poop on the floor (those who have seen this will know).


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