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A horse gets into a bar after he got offended by a joke about horses.


Greg Colton


Seth MacFarlane (created by), Seth MacFarlane (story and teleplay by)


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Episode cast overview:
Seth MacFarlane ... Horse (voice)
Phil LaMarr ... Harry (voice)
Jackson Douglas ... Mike (voice)


A horse gets into a bar after he got offended by a joke about horses.

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racism | baseball | horse | joke | bar | See All (10) »

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Release Date:

5 February 2009 (USA) See more »

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Mike: Hey, why do you have so many drinks and you haven't touched any of them?
Horse: Uh, hello, Einstein? Hooves. No fucking thumbs. Can't pick up a glass.
Harry: Well, then, why are you in a bar?
Horse: Eat shit, that's why. Dickhead.
Mike: Look, look. I think we got off the wrong foot here.
Horse: Yeah, well you got that right.
Mike: We're sorry, okay?
Horse: Alright, me too.
Mike: I'm Mike and this is Harry.
Horse: Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Alternate Versions

The uncensored version of the cartoon can be found in the DVD, which changed the censored lines back to their unaltered version. See more »

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