Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Poster

Hugh Keays-Byrne: Immortan Joe



  • Immortan Joe : Ah, mediocre!

  • Immortan Joe : Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

  • [the Mechanic performs a C-section on Angharad] 

    The Organic Mechanic : Crying shame. Another month, could have been your viable human.

    Immortan Joe : Was it a male?

    The Organic Mechanic : Yep. Your number one alpha prime.

    [cuts the umbilical and twirls it between his fingers] 

    The Organic Mechanic : Hey, Rictus?

    Rictus Erectus : Yeah?

    The Organic Mechanic : You lost a baby brother. Perfect in every way.

    Rictus Erectus : I had a brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!

  • Nux : Immortan, if I can get onto the rig, there's a way inside.

    Immortan Joe : What is your name?

    Nux : It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.

    Immortan Joe : No!

    [gives Nux a revolver] 

    Immortan Joe : Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.

    Nux : Am I awaited?

    Immortan Joe : [sprays Nux's mouth with chrome spray paint]  You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

  • [from trailer] 

    Immortan Joe : Everybody has gone out their mind. You're not the only one, Max.

  • Immortan Joe : I am your redeemer. It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world.

  • Miss Giddy : [holding Immortan Joe at gunpoint with a shotgun]  They are not your property!

    Immortan Joe : Miss Giddy!

    Miss Giddy : You cannot own a human being! Sooner or later, someone pushes back!

    Immortan Joe : WHERE IS SHE TAKING THEM?

    Miss Giddy : She didn't take them, they begged her to go!

    Immortan Joe : [points the shotgun away and grabs Miss Giddy]  ... Where is she taking them?

    Miss Giddy : A long way from you!

    [Immortan Joe takes Miss Giddy away] 

  • The Bullet Farmer : Come on! I've been called to the torture!

    Immortan Joe : Patience!

    The Bullet Farmer : Oh, you stay here with your grief, daddy. I'll fetch 'em for ya.

    The People Eater : Be careful! Protect the assets!

    The Bullet Farmer : Just one angry shot... for Furiosa. Hut!

  • [after Joe's truck crashes, a pursuit bike brakes to a halt beside him, moaning over Angharad's body in his arms] 

    War boy : You all right?

    Immortan Joe : On, on!

    [the bike speeds after the War Rig] 

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