One of Skye Blue's more desultory efforts, "Last Call" is set in a bar at closing time, but is actually a series of vignettes about sexual antics by folks (mainly guys) right before their venture into presumed monogamy via marriage. It's a clear example of the perils of Penthouse's assembly-line approach to porn features.
Madelhyn Marie is the sexy bartender spinning many a yarn to late-arrival customer James Deen. No surprise that the final of Penthouse's customary 5 sex segments has her servicing the creepy JD, but not before regaling him with boring stories of similar premature infidelity.
We're told that Diana Doll and Mackenzee Pierce (a waste of two great talents) are strippers from a bachelor party, and we see them servicing the future groom in a generic threesome. C.J. Wright provides interracial sex with Tori Black, while the divine Anne Marie Rios from a bachelorette party hooks up with the obscure "K.J.", truly a porn performer well forgotten.
Tyler Faith is identified as a bridesmaid humped by Chris Johnson, but most of the segments are presented with intros that seem like pure after-thoughts -tying sex footage ever so lamely to the thin premise for the DVD.
Nick Orleans is credited as editor, and it is clear that all hands were marking time between more adventurous assignments.
0 of 0 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful to you?
| Report this