Suicide Squad (2016)
Margot Robbie: Harley Quinn
Amanda Waller : [narration] Before she ran off and joined the circus, she was known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel. A psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. She was assigned to The Clown himself.
The Joker : Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got?
Harley Quinn : I got you a kitty.
The Joker : So thoughtful.
Amanda Waller : [narration] She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.
The Joker : There is something you could do for me, Doctor.
Harley Quinn : Anything. I mean, yeah.
The Joker : I need a machine gun
Harley Quinn : A machine gun?
Amanda Waller : [narration] Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.
Harley Quinn : [at a bar] Whatcha having, K.C.?
Deadshot : Bloody Mary, right?
Killer Croc : Drink dulls the mind.
Harley Quinn : K.C., it's the end of the world. Have a drink with us.
Killer Croc : Beer.
Captain Boomerang : There he is. Give the man a beer.
Harley Quinn : How about you, hot stuff?
Diablo : Water.
Harley Quinn : That's a good idea, honey.
Harley Quinn : Ninja? You want some sake?
Katana : Whiskey.
Harley Quinn : Whiskey.
Deadshot : [points to shot glass] What am I, 12?
The Joker : What do we have here?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : I did everything you said. I helped you.
The Joker : Ah. You helped me. By erasing my mind? What few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr. Quinzel?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?
The Joker : What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill ya. I'm just gonna hurt ya... really, really bad.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : You think so? Well, I can take it.
The Joker : [puts belt in her mouth] I wouldn't want you to break those perfect porcelain-capped teeth when the juice hits your brain.
Amanda Waller : [narrating] And that was just the beginning.
[Joker and Harley drive crazily through Gotham City when Batman starts to follow]
Harley Quinn : Come on, Puddin'. Do it!
The Joker : Oh. We have got company.
Harley Quinn : Batsy, Batsy, Batsy.
Amanda Waller : [narrating] She's crazier than him. And more fearless.
[Batman leaps onto the roof of the car]
Harley Quinn : Stupid Bats, you're ruining date night!
[Harley attempts to shoot Batman through the roof]
Harley Quinn : [to Katana] Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?
The Joker : I love this guy. He's so intense!
Monster T : [looking at Harley dancing] Mmm. You're a lucky man. You got a bad bitch.
The Joker : Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn!
[whistles for Harley]
The Joker : Ooh, come to Daddy.
Harley Quinn : Puddin'!
The Joker : Listen, you are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka! You belong to him now.
Harley Quinn : Well...
[barks at Monster T and laughs]
Harley Quinn : You're cute. You want me? I'm all yours.
Monster T : I don't want no beef.
The Joker : You don't want no beef?
The Joker : You don't want no beef? You don't want no beef?
Harley Quinn : Why, what's wrong? You don't like me? Fine. Don't waste my time then.
Monster T : This is your lady.
The Joker : Look, are you enjoying yourself?
The Joker : No. That's your lady, Joker.
The Joker : That's right.
Harley Quinn : [walks from a helicopter crash] What a ride!
Deadshot : [Harley points gun] Whoa! Relax. It's me.
Harley Quinn : [long pause] You ever been in love?
Deadshot : Nah. Never.
Harley Quinn : Bullshit.
Deadshot : You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten if you feel shit like love.
Harley Quinn : Another textbook sociopath.
Harley Quinn : You got all dressed up for me?
The Joker : Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.
Harley Quinn : Yeah?
Frost : Boss, we got a problem!
[the Joker's helicopter is struck by a missile]
The Joker : Huh? This bird... is baked. Okay honey, it's me and you.
Harley Quinn : Let's do it!
Harley Quinn : I'm bored. Play with me.
Griggs : Stay back. If she moves, fire her up, all right?
Griggs : You gonna come down from there or what?
[Harley laughs and swings slowly down to the floor]
Griggs : Oh yeah, look at you.
[Harley lands and goes to the front of her cell]
Griggs : You know the rules, hotness. You gotta keep off of these bars.
Harley Quinn : What, these bars?
Griggs : Yeah. Those bars.
[Harley licks the bar]
Griggs : Oh, my God. You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!
Harley Quinn : Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me.
Griggs : You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.
Harley Quinn : I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.
Griggs : Oh man. I love you.
Griggs : Alpha One, hit her.
[Harley Quinn changes her clothes in public]
Harley Quinn : [sees everyone staring at her] What?
Harley Quinn : [regarding Diablo] I love this guy.
Harley Quinn : What, I got a hickey or something?
The Joker : Professor, could you pick up the pace?
[Harley receives text from the Joker, then moves towards his helicopter]
Deadshot : Harley!
The Joker : Hello, baby!
Amanda Waller : Kill her!
Rick Flag : Her nanite's disarmed!
The Joker : Come on, baby!
The Joker : Question... Would you die for me?
Harley Quinn : Yes.
The Joker : That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me? Hmm?
Harley Quinn : Yes.
The Joker : Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly. Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.
The Joker : Do you want this?
Harley Quinn : I do.
The Joker : Say it.
The Joker : Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
Harley Quinn : Please?
The Joker : [impressed] Aw! God, you're so... good.
Captain Boomerang : [to Diablo] And the kids?
Harley Quinn : He killed them. Didn't you?
Harley Quinn : Own that shit. Own it! What'd you think was gonna happen? Huh?
Deadshot : Hey, Harley. Come on.
Harley Quinn : What, you were just... Thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal's a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!
Captain Boomerang : [yelling] Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside you're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.
Harley Quinn : We all are. We all are! Except for him.
[looks at Killer Croc]
Harley Quinn : He's ugly on the outside, too.
Captain Boomerang : Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.
Harley Quinn : Yeah, you are.
Harley Quinn : Why do you eat people?
Killer Croc : Gives me their power.
Harley Quinn : Would you like to eat me?
Killer Croc : Hell no.
Harley Quinn : Aw, why not?
Killer Croc : I don't want your crazy.
Harley Quinn : Says the guy who lives in a sewer.
Killer Croc : At least I know it's a sewer.
Harley Quinn : Oh, I get it. 'Cause, like, this is a sewer, too, only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess. Mommy didn't take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist.
[Killer Croc growls and starts to swing at Harley]
Diablo : Why?
Harley Quinn : Because I'm bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in.
Diablo : Just leave it, mate. She's a rabbit hole. Don't fall in.
The Joker : Oh, you.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : You're not leaving me. You're not leaving me!
The Joker : You, you, you're a pain in the ass.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it.
The Joker : [interrupts] Got it, got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. A state of mind. I execute *my* will according to my plan. And you, Doctor... are not part of my plan.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Just let me in. I promise... Let me in! I promise I won't hurt you!
The Joker : A promise-promise?
The Joker : [sarcastically as Harley holds a gun to his head] Don't hurt me. I'll be your friend.
The Joker : Do it. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : My heart scares you, and a gun doesn't?
The Joker : Do it!
[snatches gun away and laughs]
The Joker : Ah, if you weren't so crazy, I'd think you were insane. Go... away.
Harley Quinn : I lost my Puddin'. But you can get him back, right?
Enchantress : I can, my dear. Anything you want.
Harley Quinn : You promise?
Enchantress : Yes, child. You need only bow and serve beneath my feet.
Harley Quinn : I like what you're sellin', lady. There's just one teeny problem. You messed with my friends!
Harley Quinn : He married me!
Deadshot : Harley. Why don't you stop acting like a drunken stripper?
Harley Quinn : You wanna tell me what the hell is going on, then? 'Cause...
Harley Quinn : I smell a rat.
Deadshot : If they don't blow our heads off, we'll have to fight our way out of this city. I need you to play nice with the other children.
Harley Quinn : And quietly return to my cage. Sure, okay. Hey, that's okay sellout. I get it. I get it. I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?
Harley Quinn : I gotta work on my cardio.
Harley Quinn : I'm not much of a joiner, but... maybe we should.
Deadshot : Hey! She's trying to take over the world.
Harley Quinn : So? What's the world ever done for us, anyway? It hates us.
Deadshot : Hey, Harley!
Harley Quinn : [approaches Enchantress] Hey, lady? Um... I lost my Puddin'. But you can get him back, right?
Harley Quinn : Whee!
Griggs : Listen, you're being transferred. I don't know where you're going. It's from Mr. J.
[hands Harley a phone]
Griggs : You gonna tell him I took care of you?
Harley Quinn : You're so screwed!
Griggs : What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that?
[to SEAL pushing him away]
Griggs : Get off me! Get Off me! Harley, what do you mean by that? Harley!
Diablo : [to Enchantress] I can't change what I did.
Diablo : And neither can you!
Harley Quinn : He married me!
Diablo : It's not real.
Deadshot : I killed the Bat.
Diablo : Nah, homie. You don't want that.
Harley Quinn : What? I want that.
Diablo : She's trying to play games with you, man. It's not real!
Rick Flag : He's right. It's not real.
Harley Quinn : [to Deadshot] You're my friend, too.
Harley Quinn : What is that? What is that? Who are you?
Technician : Stand by. Arming device.
Harley Quinn : Who are you? I don't know who you are.
Technician : Device armed.
Harley Quinn : Hey! Hey, I'm talking to you. Hey, I'm talking to you!
Technician : Ready.
Technician : Injection successful.
Technician 2 : Location verified.
Enchantress : I've been waiting for you all night. Step out of the shadows. I won't bite.
Harley Quinn : Hmm.
[Harley starts to walk to Enchantress]
Rick Flag : What the hell? Grab her!
[Deadshot grabs Harley]
Enchantress : Why are you all here? Because the soldier led you? And all for Waller. Why do you serve those who cage you? I am your ally. And I know what you want. Exactly what you want.
Harley Quinn : [reaction to seeing Waller] No way.
Rick Flag : Let's go home.
Captain Boomerang : Yeah, let's go home. That sounds good. You guys wanna go home? Hmm? Or you wanna go back to prison?
Harley Quinn : I'm not going back to prison.
Captain Boomerang : What I'm saying is we kill the pair of 'em now before they kill us.
Amanda Waller : [holds Katana back] I got this. You all made it this far. Don't get high-spirited on me and ruin a good thing.
Killer Croc : I like her.
Harley Quinn : I'm known to be quite vexing...
Griggs : Prisoner, get down on your knees, Now! Down on your knees! Hands in the air! Turn around! Hands up high!
Harley Quinn : Hey, I'm cooperating. All right? This is me being cool.
Griggs : [to guards] Take her.
[Harley attacks the guards]
Griggs : Do not fire that goddamn weapon! Damn it!
[fires taser at Harley]