Suicide Squad (2016) Poster

(2016)

Jared Leto: The Joker

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  • The Joker : Would you die for me?

    Harley Quinn : Yes.

    The Joker : That's too easy. Would you live for me?

  • Amanda Waller : [narration]  Before she ran off and joined the circus, she was known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel. A psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. She was assigned to The Clown himself.

    The Joker : Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got?

    Harley Quinn : I got you a kitty.

    The Joker : So thoughtful.

    Amanda Waller : [narration]  She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.

    The Joker : There is something you could do for me, Doctor.

    Harley Quinn : Anything. I mean, yeah.

    The Joker : I need a machine gun

    Harley Quinn : A machine gun?

    Amanda Waller : [narration]  Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.

  • The Joker : [from trailer]  I can't wait to show you my toys.

  • The Joker : What do we have here?

    Dr. Harleen Quinzel : I did everything you said. I helped you.

    The Joker : Ah. You helped me. By erasing my mind? What few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr. Quinzel?

    Dr. Harleen Quinzel : What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?

    The Joker : What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill ya. I'm just gonna hurt ya... really, really bad.

    Dr. Harleen Quinzel : You think so? Well, I can take it.

    The Joker : [puts belt in her mouth]  I wouldn't want you to break those perfect porcelain-capped teeth when the juice hits your brain.

  • Amanda Waller : [narrating]  And that was just the beginning.

    [Joker and Harley drive crazily through Gotham City when Batman starts to follow] 

    Harley Quinn : Come on, Puddin'. Do it!

    The Joker : Oh. We have got company.

    Harley Quinn : Batsy, Batsy, Batsy.

    Amanda Waller : [narrating]  She's crazier than him. And more fearless.

    [Batman leaps onto the roof of the car] 

    Harley Quinn : Stupid Bats, you're ruining date night!

    [Harley attempts to shoot Batman through the roof] 

  • The Joker : I love this guy. He's so intense!

    Monster T : [looking at Harley dancing]  Mmm. You're a lucky man. You got a bad bitch.

    The Joker : Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn!

    [whistles for Harley] 

    The Joker : Ooh, come to Daddy.

    Harley Quinn : Puddin'!

    [laughs] 

    The Joker : Listen, you are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka! You belong to him now.

    Harley Quinn : Well...

    [barks at Monster T and laughs] 

    Harley Quinn : You're cute. You want me? I'm all yours.

    Monster T : I don't want no beef.

    The Joker : You don't want no beef?

    [mocking] 

    The Joker : You don't want no beef? You don't want no beef?

    Harley Quinn : Why, what's wrong? You don't like me? Fine. Don't waste my time then.

    Monster T : This is your lady.

    The Joker : Look, are you enjoying yourself?

    The Joker : No. That's your lady, Joker.

    The Joker : That's right.

  • [last lines] 

    Harley Quinn : Puddin'!

    The Joker : Let's go home.

  • [from trailer] 

    The Joker : Are you sweet talkin' me? All'a that chitchat's gonna getcha hurt...

  • Harley Quinn : You got all dressed up for me?

    The Joker : Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.

    Harley Quinn : Yeah?

    Frost : Boss, we got a problem!

    [the Joker's helicopter is struck by a missile] 

    The Joker : Huh? This bird... is baked. Okay honey, it's me and you.

    Harley Quinn : Let's do it!

  • Monster T : We finally meet.

    Frost : Nah, he don't shake hands. But sit down and have a drink.

    Monster T : Hey, J. On behalf of everybody, welcome back. I wanted to come by and personally say thank you. You making me good money. I'm making you good money.

    The Joker : Are you sweet talking me?

    [laughs] 

    The Joker : I love this guy. He's so intense!

  • Frost : You might wanna keep your mouth shut.

    Griggs : Can I go, man? What the hell is going on, man? This is crazy.

    The Joker : Blah, blah-blah, blah-blah. Blah-blah, blah, blah. All of that chitchat's gonna get ya hurt.

    [smacks Griggs' shoulders] 

    Griggs : Oh! My God!

    The Joker : Mmm.

    [Joker holds out his ring and Griggs kisses it] 

    The Joker : I could tell you meant that.

    Griggs : Yeah.

    The Joker : [laughs]  You're gonna be my friend.

  • Harley Quinn : What, I got a hickey or something?

    The Joker : Professor, could you pick up the pace?

    [Harley receives text from the Joker, then moves towards his helicopter] 

    Deadshot : Harley!

    The Joker : Hello, baby!

    Amanda Waller : Kill her!

    Rick Flag : Her nanite's disarmed!

    The Joker : Come on, baby!

  • The Joker : Question... Would you die for me?

    Harley Quinn : Yes.

    The Joker : That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me? Hmm?

    Harley Quinn : Yes.

    The Joker : Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly. Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.

    [pause] 

    The Joker : Do you want this?

    Harley Quinn : I do.

    The Joker : Say it.

    [pauses] 

    The Joker : Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...

    Harley Quinn : Please?

    The Joker : [impressed]  Aw! God, you're so... good.

  • The Joker : Oh, you.

    Dr. Harleen Quinzel : You're not leaving me. You're not leaving me!

    The Joker : You, you, you're a pain in the ass.

    Dr. Harleen Quinzel : I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it.

    The Joker : [interrupts]  Got it, got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. A state of mind. I execute *my* will according to my plan. And you, Doctor... are not part of my plan.

    Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Just let me in. I promise... Let me in! I promise I won't hurt you!

    The Joker : A promise-promise?

    [laughs] 

  • The Joker : [sarcastically as Harley holds a gun to his head]  Don't hurt me. I'll be your friend.

    [seriously] 

    The Joker : Do it. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.

    Dr. Harleen Quinzel : My heart scares you, and a gun doesn't?

    The Joker : Do it!

    [snatches gun away and laughs] 

    The Joker : Ah, if you weren't so crazy, I'd think you were insane. Go... away.

  • The Joker : Where is she?

    Frost : It's complex. This is not just her. Everybody's disappearing. There's this new law, where if you're a bad enough bad guy, they stamp "terrorist" on your jacket. They send you to this swamp in Louisiana. A black site. That's where she is.

    [pause] 

    Frost : So, what are we doing?

    The Joker : Bring the car around. We're going for a drive.

    [laughs] 

  • The Joker : [text message to Harley]  I am close be ready...

  • The Joker : [text message to Harley]  I'm coming for you.

  • Harley Quinn : Puddin'!

    [kisses the Joker] 

    Harley Quinn : You got all dressed up for me?

    The Joker : Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.

  • The Joker : If you weren't so crazy, I'd think you were insane...

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