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You May Not Kiss the Bride (2011)

PG-13 | | Action, Comedy, Crime | 24 June 2011 (Brazil)
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An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.

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... Bryan Lighthouse
... Masha Nikitin
... Ernesto
... Tonya
... Bryan's Mother
... Vadik Nikitin
... Lani
... Agent Ross
... Brick
... Plumber
... Agent Meyers
... Borislava Nikitin
Willie K. Kahaiali'i ... Tahitian Village Mayor (as Willie K. Kahaiali'I)
... Oleg
Dorian Burns ... Pirate Dog Owner
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An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.

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Rated PG-13 for sexual material and references, some rude humor and violence | See all certifications »

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24 June 2011 (Brazil)  »

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Wedlocked  »

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1.78 : 1
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Trivia

Vinnie Jones plays Brick - and also played a gangster named Danny Brickwell, a.k.a. Brick in Arrow (2012) season three. See more »

Goofs

During the car chase the slide on Ernesto's pistol locks back, indicating that the weapon is empty. The next time we see him, he is shooting as though nothing has happened though not enough time has passed for him to reload. See more »

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Brick: Such a tragic ending
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Brick: The honeymoon is officially over!
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E Tu Kahi Katea
Written by Kapono Beamer
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A fun story with entirely predictable outcomes
3 September 2015 | by See all my reviews

This film tells the story of a pet photographer who is forced into a marriage with the daughter of a criminal mastermind, so that she can get a green card to stay in the USA.

The film starts off with a very bad sequence of a cat and a dog creating havoc. Fortunately, the film gets better after that. The story takes us to the really beautiful Tahiti, where every natural scenery is better than postcards. The story is very predictable, Rob Schneider's character is annoying and the rather raunchy girlfriend wannabe is unbelievable, but "You May Not Kiss the Bride" is still a very entertaining film to watch.


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