An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.

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Rob Hedden

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Rob Hedden (screenplay)
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Dave Annable ... Bryan Lighthouse
Katharine McPhee ... Masha Nikitin
Rob Schneider ... Ernesto
Mena Suvari ... Tonya
Kathy Bates ... Bryan's Mother
Ken Davitian ... Vadik Nikitin
Tia Carrere ... Lani
Kevin Dunn ... Agent Ross
Vinnie Jones ... Brick
Stephen Tobolowsky ... Plumber
Howard Bishop ... Agent Meyers
Jeanne Rogers ... Borislava Nikitin
Willie K. Kahaiali'i Willie K. Kahaiali'i ... Tahitian Village Mayor (as Willie K. Kahaiali'I)
Theo Coumbis ... Oleg
Dorian Burns Dorian Burns ... Pirate Dog Owner
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An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.

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Rated PG-13 for sexual material and references, some rude humor and violence | See all certifications »

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Quote before title credits: "Hell is empty. All the devils are here." William Shakespeare "The Tempest" See more »

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During the car chase the slide on Ernesto's pistol locks back, indicating that the weapon is empty. The next time we see him, he is shooting as though nothing has happened though not enough time has passed for him to reload. See more »

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[last lines]
Agent Ross: Move away from him... if you don't want to get shot
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This motion picture is protected under the laws of the United States and other countries. Unauthorized duplication, distribution or exhibit may result in civil liability and criminal prosecution. (And Oleg and Brick may kill you in a very unpleasant way.) See more »

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Mr. Piggy
Performed by Ryan Hedden, Mena Suvari
Written by Ryan Hedden
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Away with the bride
29 October 2014 | by Prismark10See all my reviews

A rather silly, uneven, flawed but appealing romantic comedy where pet photographer Bryan gets forced to marry a Croatian woman Masha, by her crime lord father so she can get fast tracked citizenship and make amends for injuring the family cat. Strangely Masha does not have much of a Croatian accent.

In order to convince the immigration service, they are sent off to honeymoon to Tahiti. Of course Bryan is told to keep his hands to himself as this is just a paper marriage and his father's henchman, Vinnie Jones has first tabs on Marsha. However Bryan is smitten with Marsha but she is kidnapped and a ransom is demanded. Bryan with some help tries to rescue her, but her family thinks he is involved in the kidnap.

The film has lots of flaws. Why does Marsha's father try to bribe the Immigration Service officials? Why does he want his daughter to marry Vinnie Jones when Marsha despises him. Why does Mena Suvari lust after Bryan and act like a stalker?

Its only the charms of the two leads and Tia Carrere that propels this uneven film. Rob Schneider does his unfunny shtick as if he is still in an Adam Sandler movie. There is some beautiful scenery as the film was shot in Hawaii, there are a few star cameos and its surprisingly sprightly despite the problems with the screenplay.


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24 June 2011 (Brazil) See more »

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