An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.
Motion Picture Rating
Rated PG-13 for sexual material and references, some rude humor and violence
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Did You Know?
Quote before title credits: "Hell is empty. All the devils are here." William Shakespeare "The Tempest" See more
During the car chase the slide on Ernesto's pistol locks back, indicating that the weapon is empty. The next time we see him, he is shooting as though nothing has happened though not enough time has passed for him to reload. See more
Move away from him... if you don't want to get shot
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Performed by Ryan Hedden
, Mena Suvari
Written by Ryan Hedden See more