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You May Not Kiss the Bride (2011)

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An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.

Director:

Rob Hedden

Writer:

Rob Hedden (screenplay)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Dave Annable ... Bryan Lighthouse
Katharine McPhee ... Masha Nikitin
Rob Schneider ... Ernesto
Mena Suvari ... Tonya
Kathy Bates ... Bryan's Mother
Ken Davitian ... Vadik Nikitin
Tia Carrere ... Lani
Kevin Dunn ... Agent Ross
Vinnie Jones ... Brick
Stephen Tobolowsky ... Plumber
Howard Bishop ... Agent Meyers
Jeanne Rogers ... Borislava Nikitin
Willie K. Kahaiali'i Willie K. Kahaiali'i ... Tahitian Village Mayor (as Willie K. Kahaiali'I)
Theo Coumbis ... Oleg
Dorian Burns Dorian Burns ... Pirate Dog Owner
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Storyline

An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for sexual material and references, some rude humor and violence | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

24 June 2011 (Brazil) See more »

Also Known As:

Wedlocked See more »

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Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
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Did You Know?

Trivia

Vinnie Jones plays Brick - and also played a gangster named Danny Brickwell, a.k.a. Brick in Arrow (2012) season three. See more »

Goofs

During the car chase the slide on Ernesto's pistol locks back, indicating that the weapon is empty. The next time we see him, he is shooting as though nothing has happened though not enough time has passed for him to reload. See more »

Quotes

Brick: Such a tragic ending
[last lines]
Brick: The honeymoon is officially over!
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Gjelem, Gjelem
Performed by Ljiljana Butler
Traditional
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Exactly as rated 5.1 stars
25 November 2013 | by dayskySee all my reviews

This movie had one of the most unrealistic plots I have ever seen... such as a very conveniently located canoe.

That said, I watched the whole thing...

So basically it is watchable: even cute at moments, incredibly dumb at others

A high point is the island... it is gorgeous

It actually made me consider a career in scriptwriting... I know I can write at this level for sure!

Keep your expectations low, and you won't be disappointed Actually, if you watch it with your boyfriend, he will probably enjoy it if he likes action scenes and crude humor (just a few things, but for me they detracted from the already flimsy story in my opinion)


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