Somewhere in space a Princess has come of age and now must choose a husband from 5 would be suitors. Tradition dictates that the selection process involves the Princess having sex with each...
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Somewhere in space a Princess has come of age and now must choose a husband from 5 would be suitors. Tradition dictates that the selection process involves the Princess having sex with each suitor in turn to decide whom she experiences the greatest pleasure. Her suitors include an imp (elf or goblin), a robot, a plant, a living bubble, and a large mushroom creature. Which of these fine Prince's will the Princess choose? The ending may surprise you.
Good CGI animation for porn, but empty, repetitive format
This XXX 3-D animation effort is far superior to earlier junkers in the genre, ranging from Michael Ninn's "2 Funky 4 You" to the crude-motion efforts like "Pinks" and "Pleasure Island". It's arousing enough to satisfy the bottom-end of the market, but missed the chance to be creative, perhaps in the vein of the homemade "Pornomation" series.
IMDb has listed a 90-minute running time (which I will attempt to correct), apparently part of the usual effort to defraud the consumer. It's listed in packaging at 60 minutes, but runs only 46 minutes, the length of a typical fetish/bondage video.
The princess is a lithe, shapely creation, very well animated with convincing pixie haircut and always shown nude wearing boots. This is the video's first mistake, minor perhaps for the undiscriminating, but even the dumbest pornographer (well, not the dumbest, perhaps one level up), knows the eroticism from clothing and disrobing is essential. Her boots aren't sexy so why the stupid simplicity -is this merely to make shot matching easier in the editing room?
As title suggests, she's reached the point of marrying, and creatures from nearby planets are her suitors. Five vignettes show each of five humping her -The End. Almost a spoiler: for the finale, instead of choosing somebody we get all assembled for a 5-second orgy. How creative!
The imagination comes in the creature creation, exploiting the animated medium rather than just having animated humans hump, as is the case in the majority of these 3-D efforts (3-D in terms of animating, not the depth effect for projection).
Her suitors include a gnome-like little guy with huge cock (of course); a robot who has many appendages, akin to strap-ons; a living plant in orange and green (with a female body suggested) humping her with tendrils; a strange crab monster throwback to Roger Corman, which humps her remote-control via little bird/dragonflies who penetrate the princess (crab ejaculating out of spines on its back, again at a distance) and finally a mirror image "lesbian" creature, bald with silver skin and with even prettier breasts than our heroine. This final hump with the two ladies floating in air is actually quite prosaic, with the double dong dildo action merely suggesting rotoscoping an actual porn film - hardly worthy of animation at all.
Each segment becomes tedious, with the 46-minute total more of a blessing than a cheat. Unlike previous 3-D porn animation, there is far less of the usual "cheat" of repeating the same footage over and over, but even here the action is quite repetitious in the other sense - nothing interesting happens.
Source of the product is not given, but one can infer that it is of Japanese origin, in that nearly every episode emphasizes variations on the "tentacles porn" that is so beloved in Japanese hentai erotica, whether it be plant tendrils or alien tongue-like appendages to penetrate the princess's three orifices. A more talented team would have created some story or at least fantasy to go along with the very literal interpretation of sex within an alien context.
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