Conan notes Presidents' Day in his monologue and shows a clip of himself having an acrimonious dinner in an Italian restaurant with Jordan Schlansky. This being the fifth-to-last episode before the Late Night set is disposed of, Conan uses an ax to chop a piece of wood from the set to give to an audience member. Conan shows a selection of unusual channels from satellite television. Bob Saget promotes his new television series, "Surviving Suburbia." Conan shows a clip of himself and Max going to get a beer after a show. Thenewno2 perform the song "Yomp."