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The Vampires of Bloody Island (2009)

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In a crumbling castle clinging to a rocky, isolated Cornish island, Morticia de'Ath, a vampire noblewoman and her henchman, Grunt, are concocting a sinister plan. Aided by misguided ... See full summary »

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Allin Kempthorne
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Credited cast:
Fritz Aardvark Bragpuss Fritz Aardvark Bragpuss ... Wolfgang Werewolf
Nick Ash ... Vampire
Michael Barber Michael Barber ... Rufus Werewolf (as Mick Barber)
Ann Barnett Ann Barnett ... Mrs. Trewithen
Rodney Burt Rodney Burt ... Vampire
Peter Davis Peter Davis ... Blue Slimey Demon
Tara Daynes Tara Daynes ... Vampire
Caspar De La Mare Caspar De La Mare ... Derek - Hippy Vampire
Tony Edwards Tony Edwards ... Sheet Creek Ferryman
Paul Ewen ... Catering Demon
Alison Faith Alison Faith ... Vampire
Marcus Fernando Marcus Fernando ... General Valkazar
Rebecca Finlay-Hall Rebecca Finlay-Hall ... Jojo - Hippy Vampire
Bob Gargoyle Bob Gargoyle ... Vampire
Jennifer Grace Jennifer Grace ... Vampiress Morgana
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In a crumbling castle clinging to a rocky, isolated Cornish island, Morticia de'Ath, a vampire noblewoman and her henchman, Grunt, are concocting a sinister plan. Aided by misguided alchemist, Doctor N. Sane, they aim to discover the magical cure for vampires to become immune to the deadly rays of sunlight! However, one essential ingredient remains missing, an ingredient only available from an innocent and unknowing girl living in far away London, Susan Swallows. Written by Anonymous

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vampire | blood | werewolf | virgin | cult | See All (7) »

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Vampires, Werewolves and Virgins. They've never been so much fun!

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Comedy | Horror

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Country:

UK

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English

Release Date:

2 August 2010 (USA) See more »

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Budget:

£50,000 (estimated)
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Wibbell Productions See more »
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Color

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1.78 : 1
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Sheet Creek Ferryman: It's an 'orrible place. An unholy place. Full of vampires and werewolves and virgins.
Kevin Smallcock: Yeah, well look mate! I don't actually believe in vampires and werewolves. - Or virgins!
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Vampires in Cornwall
25 March 2010 | by tim-flippSee all my reviews

This is a very funny, unpretentious, light-hearted, feel-good film. An affectionate parody of the vampire genre, it manages to go further than the old Hammer films ever did: the body parts served for dinner are particularly revoltingly realistic, and the vampire wenches are absolutely delectable.

Some of the one-liners are memorable: "Oh my head! Who was I drinking last night?" or "If you need anything, scream."

Shades of Monty Python as the evil vampiress Morticia bemoans "It's the one single drawback of being undead. That and crucifixes, the two single drawbacks....." With so many humorous references and comic characters it is a veritable feast of smiles. a must see!


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