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Cockneys vs Zombies

  • 2012
  • Not Rated
  • 1h 28m
IMDb RATING
5.9/10
20K
YOUR RATING
Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
The Bow Bells Care Home is under threat and the McGuires – Andy, Terry, and Katy – need to find some way to keep their grandfather and his friends in the East End, where they belong. But, when you’re robbing a bank, zombie invasions makes things a lot harder. And let’s face it, they need all the help they can get when their bank-robbing experts turn out to be Mental Mickey and Davey Tuppance. As contractors to an East London building site unlock a 350-year old vault full of seriously hungry zombies, the East End has suddenly gone to hell and the Cockney way of life is under threat. Equipped with all the guns and ammo they can carry, it’s up to the gang to save the hostages, their grandfather, and East London from zombie Armageddon.
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A gang of bank robbers fight their way out of a zombie-infested London.A gang of bank robbers fight their way out of a zombie-infested London.A gang of bank robbers fight their way out of a zombie-infested London.

  • Director
    • Matthias Hoene
  • Writers
    • Matthias Hoene
    • James Moran
    • Lucas Roche
  • Stars
    • Rasmus Hardiker
    • Harry Treadaway
    • Michelle Ryan
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    5.9/10
    20K
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Matthias Hoene
    • Writers
      • Matthias Hoene
      • James Moran
      • Lucas Roche
    • Stars
      • Rasmus Hardiker
      • Harry Treadaway
      • Michelle Ryan
    • 97User reviews
    • 153Critic reviews
    • 52Metascore
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 2 wins & 1 nomination

    Videos6

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    Trailer 2:25
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    Cockneys Vs Zombies: Opening Credits
    Clip 1:39
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    Cockneys Vs Zombies: They're Dead Already (US)
    Clip 1:40
    Watch Cockneys Vs Zombies: They're Dead Already (US)
    Cockneys Vs Zombies: Nobody Messes With My Tracy (US)
    Clip 1:02
    Watch Cockneys Vs Zombies: Nobody Messes With My Tracy (US)
    Cockneys Vs Zombies: You Should Be Safe In There Now Probably (US)
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    Watch Cockneys Vs Zombies: You Should Be Safe In There Now Probably (US)
    Cockneys Vs Zombies: The Elderly Fight The Undead (US)
    Clip 1:10
    Watch Cockneys Vs Zombies: The Elderly Fight The Undead (US)

    Photos35

    Honor Blackman in Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
    Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
    Honor Blackman, Alan Ford, and Rasmus Hardiker in Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
    Harry Treadaway in Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
    Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
    Tony Gardner, Michelle Ryan, Ashley Thomas, Jack Doolan, and Georgia King in Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
    Ashley Thomas in Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
    Honor Blackman and Alan Ford in Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
    Dudley Sutton and Georgia King in Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
    Honor Blackman, Alan Ford, Tony Selby, Rasmus Hardiker, and Harry Treadaway in Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
    Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
    Michelle Ryan, Rasmus Hardiker, and Harry Treadaway in Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)

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    Rasmus Hardiker
    Rasmus Hardiker
    • Terry
    Harry Treadaway
    Harry Treadaway
    • Andy
    Michelle Ryan
    Michelle Ryan
    • Katy
    Ashley Thomas
    Ashley Thomas
    • Mental Mickey
    Jack Doolan
    Jack Doolan
    • Davey Tuppence
    Georgia King
    Georgia King
    • Emma
    Tony Gardner
    Tony Gardner
    • Clive
    Alan Ford
    Alan Ford
    • Ray
    Honor Blackman
    Honor Blackman
    • Peggy
    Tony Selby
    Tony Selby
    • Darryl
    Georgina Hale
    Georgina Hale
    • Doreen
    Dudley Sutton
    Dudley Sutton
    • Eric
    Richard Briers
    Richard Briers
    • Hamish
    Natalie Walter
    Natalie Walter
    • Bank Manager
    Phil Cornwell
    Phil Cornwell
    • Grainger
    Josh Cole
    • Davvers
    Gary Beadle
    Gary Beadle
    • Greg
    Finlay Robertson
    Finlay Robertson
    • Eddie
    • Director
      • Matthias Hoene
    • Writers
      • Matthias Hoene
      • James Moran
      • Lucas Roche
    • All cast & crew
    • Production, box office & more at IMDbPro

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    Storyline

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    • Trivia
      The film makers appealed quite extensively via local newspapers in and around London for volunteers to play the parts of the zombies.
    • Goofs
      When escaping from the retirement home, Andy uses a bundle of 3 hand grenades called "The Bitch" to blow up the zombies in the hallway. All three grenades have blue-painted spoons and a hole in the bottom, which marks them as training blanks used in military training.
    • Quotes

      Eric: Those things are vampires! We need crucifixes, garlic, silver, holy water, and Christopher Lee!

      Ray Macguire: No, you soppy tart, those things are fucking zombies!

    • Crazy credits
      Mark Birmingham plays "Some Poor Bastard."
    • Connections
      Featured in WatchMojo: Another Top 10 Zombie Kills (2014)
    • Soundtracks
      Monster
      Written by Robin Hawkins, James Frost, Alex Pennie and Iwan Griffiths

      Performed by The Automatic

      Master recording courtesy of B-Unique Records

      Published by EMI Music Publishing

    User reviews97

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    Featured review
    Cockneys vs Zombies - lovely jubbly innit.
    Unlikely lad siblings with some help rob a bank only to find that London has been overrun by flesh eating zombies. As things go awry the brothers and their cousin set about to rescue their Grandfather trapped in an O.A.P's home.

    For those familiar with the sub-genre there's some nice touches including the removed jaws of the dead stuck in a mans arm, a metal plate in a head preventing the undead being shot which cheekily play on the 'rules'. Although some CGI effects and gags falling short of the mark on occasion Cockneys vs Zombies is a fun ride from director/writer Matthias Hoene.

    The Michelle Ryan's Katy has some of the best quips, Ryan has a good presence and steals the action scenes with Terry played by Rasmus Hardiker giving a memorable quirky Mickey Pearce-like (of Only Fools and Horses) performance. Ageing Alan Ford as Ray, Georgina Hale and Dudley Sutton are spot on while delightful veteran's Honor Blackman and Richard Briers (who has since passed away) don't seem to be as having as much fun on screen as the aforementioned. The supporting cast are great with a few familiar UK faces showing up.

    When Cockney' is on form it's highly amusing. Sutton's Eric announcing "Those things are Vampires!" With a title that includes 'versus' you know what you're in for and to Hoene's credit it meets expectations- it's well made for the budget, in vain of Shaun of the Dead rather than a cheap rip off 'versus' film. Time, effort and thought went in to this and is on the screen to see.

    James Moran and Lucas Roche's screenplay has some laugh-out memorable dialogue. Debatably some of the soundtrack songs seem misplaced but other than that and small faults aside it does what it says on the tin - and you can't say fairer than that.
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    • amesmonde
    • Mar 31, 2013

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    • Release date
      • August 31, 2012 (United Kingdom)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Official sites
      • Official Facebook
      • Official site (Japan)
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Invasión zombie
    • Filming locations
      • Leven Road, Poplar, London, England, UK(street scenes)
    • Production companies
      • Kintop
      • Limelight
      • Molinare
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    Box office

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    • Gross worldwide
      • $107,348
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 28 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Aspect ratio
      • 2.35 : 1

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