Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

Mentally abused, enslaved and coerced into prostitution, a left-for-dead merciless Sister will take on a mission straight from God, whacking sinners in a strictly personal, no-prisoners vigilante Holy War.

Director:

Joseph Guzman

Writers:

Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II

Stars:

Asun Ortega, David Castro, Perry D'Marco

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Asun Ortega	...	Sister Sarah
David Castro	...	Chavo
Perry D'Marco	...	Father Carlittos
Maxie Santillan Jr.	...	Mr. Foo (as Maxie J. Santillan Jr.)
Sarah Emmons	...	Butch
Aycil Yeltan	...	Sister Angelina
Emma Messenger	...	Mother Magda
Bill Oberst Jr.	...	Brother John
Maz Siam	...	Father Bernardo
Xango Henry	...	Kick-Stand
Robert Rexx	...	Half-Breed
Jessica Elder	...	Beverly
Alfonso Castro	...	Father Frank
Jose De Jesus Martinez	...	Chinaco (as Jose Martinez)
Rene Arreola	...	Lobo

Storyline

Hazed from a drug overdose and brutally beaten, Sister Sarah will find herself in the middle of a bad trip, mentally abused, enslaved and coerced into prostitution for the evil and sleazy El Chavo's "Los Muertos" biker gang. Right on the brink of demise and totally abandoned by the pious merchants of dope, the left-for-dead Sister will take on a mission to put the fear of God into sinners and to persecute all those who stand against Him. So, without delay, prepared for vengeance while armed with God's tools and a heavy arsenal to do the Lord's work, merciless Sister Sarah will start whacking priests one-by-one in a strictly personal vigilante frenzy. After all, she is the Hand of God amid Holy War, where no one is spared and no prisoners are taken.

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Plot Keywords:

sexploitation | nude with a gun | peep show | strip club | prostitution | 

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Taglines:

She's got a BAD Habit!

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Genres:

Action | Comedy | Thriller

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Certificate:

Not Rated

Details

Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

24 September 2010 (USA)

Also Known As:

Аминь!

Filming Locations:

Highland, California, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$85,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Freak Show Entertainment

Technical Specs

Runtime:

91 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Did You Know?

Goofs

Several references are made to various nuns service in monasteries. Nuns serve in convents.

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Quotes

Chavo: Half-Breed quit fucking around, get up here! We're looking for a nun. A nun with big guns.
Half-Breed: You mean, "big guns" like in "Big Tits"?

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Connections

Referenced in Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2017)

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Soundtracks

Midnight Come's Calling
Written by Vince Johnson & Danny Clinton
Performed by Clinton Johnson Band

User Reviews

A movie about nothing

B) If you are hoping the same level of entertainment as a Rodriguez/Tarantino film, than this is not it. A) It's not the worst film I've seen, but big screen no-go.

It's some amount of crazy, but not enough to be entertaining. Crazy enough to be "Ewwww... and?", but not enough to go "Ewwww... Ohh!?!?!?!". In essence the film lacks the irony in the story.

This film is of the same genre as Kill Bill, Sin City, Gringhouse and Machete. However, this is one of the worst representatives of that genre. It's most comparable to Machete, but the storyline is not augmented by the irony and there is nothing to hook you onto in the story. The script is dragged out. The story could be presented in a 30 minute film. It's a good story for a depressing documentary, not a action, violence, blood and gore film.

This is not about some clergy members being represented corrupt. This is not about drugs. This is not about violence. It's just a shooter with a lot of vengeance, poor action scenes and a too thin layer of the story sprinkled around.