Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

Mentally abused, enslaved and coerced into prostitution, a left-for-dead merciless Sister will take on a mission straight from God, whacking sinners in a strictly personal, no-prisoners vigilante Holy War.

Director:

Joseph Guzman

Writers:

Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II

Stars:

Asun Ortega, David Castro, Perry D'Marco

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Asun Ortega	...	Sister Sarah
David Castro	...	Chavo
Perry D'Marco	...	Father Carlittos
Maxie Santillan Jr.	...	Mr. Foo (as Maxie J. Santillan Jr.)
Sarah Emmons	...	Butch
Aycil Yeltan	...	Sister Angelina
Emma Messenger	...	Mother Magda
Bill Oberst Jr.	...	Brother John
Maz Siam	...	Father Bernardo
Xango Henry	...	Kick-Stand
Robert Rexx	...	Half-Breed
Jessica Elder	...	Beverly
Alfonso Castro	...	Father Frank
Jose De Jesus Martinez	...	Chinaco (as Jose Martinez)
Rene Arreola	...	Lobo

Storyline

Hazed from a drug overdose and brutally beaten, Sister Sarah will find herself in the middle of a bad trip, mentally abused, enslaved and coerced into prostitution for the evil and sleazy El Chavo's "Los Muertos" biker gang. Right on the brink of demise and totally abandoned by the pious merchants of dope, the left-for-dead Sister will take on a mission to put the fear of God into sinners and to persecute all those who stand against Him. So, without delay, prepared for vengeance while armed with God's tools and a heavy arsenal to do the Lord's work, merciless Sister Sarah will start whacking priests one-by-one in a strictly personal vigilante frenzy. After all, she is the Hand of God amid Holy War, where no one is spared and no prisoners are taken.

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Plot Keywords:

strip club | softcore | sexploitation | nude with a gun | peep show | 

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Taglines:

In the Name of the Father, the Son and the TITS of the NUN!

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Genres:

Action | Comedy | Thriller

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Certificate:

Not Rated

Details

Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

24 September 2010 (USA)

Also Known As:

Аминь!

Filming Locations:

Highland, California, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$85,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Freak Show Entertainment

Technical Specs

Runtime:

91 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Did You Know?

Goofs

Sarah is shot on left hip during gunfire between her and Father Carlito. The wound disappears in the next scene.

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Quotes

Chavo: Carlitos, who?
The Padre: The one bastards killed him in his own church!
Chavo: He should have prayed harder...

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Connections

Referenced in Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten: Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2017)

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Soundtracks

He's Loving You
Written by Vince Johnson & Danny Clinton
Performed by Clinton Johnson Band

User Reviews

I enjoyed it pretty much!

I actually got kinda p!$$ed at all the negative reviews this movie had. IT Ain't THAT BAD PEOPLE!! it is actually a pretty decent watch without being fancy in any way, taking a big step away from the norm and making a whole lot out of a pretty small budget.

most of those leaving negative votes and reviews are probably falling into one of two categories: 1) those who can't enjoy a film unless the budget matches Titanic and the entire film need to smell like Hollywood 2) those who actually can't read since the title pretty much says it all

this film IS about nuns and the use of big guns, even says so in the title, and it's pretty violent and if you DO love violence, WATCH IT! I'm not gonna pretend it's the best film ever made, not even close! but it sure as hell ain't bad, and probably are better than 80% of all standard Hollywood productions, and it's worth lots more than under 4 on the IMDb-rating