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Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

Not Rated | | Action, Comedy, Thriller | 24 September 2010 (USA)
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Mentally abused, enslaved and coerced into prostitution, a left-for-dead merciless Sister will take on a mission straight from God, whacking sinners in a strictly personal, no-prisoners vigilante Holy War.

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Joseph Guzman
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Asun Ortega ... Sister Sarah
David Castro ... Chavo
Perry D'Marco ... Father Carlittos
Maxie Santillan Jr. Maxie Santillan Jr. ... Mr. Foo (as Maxie J. Santillan Jr.)
Sarah Emmons Sarah Emmons ... Butch
Aycil Yeltan Aycil Yeltan ... Sister Angelina
Emma Messenger Emma Messenger ... Mother Magda
Bill Oberst Jr. ... Brother John
Maz Siam ... Father Bernardo
Xango Henry ... Kick-Stand
Robert Rexx Robert Rexx ... Half-Breed
Jessica Elder Jessica Elder ... Beverly
Alfonso Castro Alfonso Castro ... Father Frank
Jose De Jesus Martinez ... Chinaco (as Jose Martinez)
Rene Arreola Rene Arreola ... Lobo
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Hazed from a drug overdose and brutally beaten, Sister Sarah will find herself in the middle of a bad trip, mentally abused, enslaved and coerced into prostitution for the evil and sleazy El Chavo's "Los Muertos" biker gang. Right on the brink of demise and totally abandoned by the pious merchants of dope, the left-for-dead Sister will take on a mission to put the fear of God into sinners and to persecute all those who stand against Him. So, without delay, prepared for vengeance while armed with God's tools and a heavy arsenal to do the Lord's work, merciless Sister Sarah will start whacking priests one-by-one in a strictly personal vigilante frenzy. After all, she is the Hand of God amid Holy War, where no one is spared and no prisoners are taken. Written by Nick Riganas

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In the Name of the Father, the Son and the TITS of the NUN! See more »


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Trivia

Gary Ede turned down the lead role to work in finance See more »

Goofs

When Chavo visits Mother Magda, Father Carlito's dead body is breathing. See more »

Quotes

Chavo: Half-Breed quit fucking around, get up here! We're looking for a nun. A nun with big guns.
Half-Breed: You mean, "big guns" like in "Big Tits"?
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References American Gangster (2007) See more »

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Midnight Come's Calling
Written by Vince Johnson & Danny Clinton
Performed by Clinton Johnson Band
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Crappy sexploitation flick
5 January 2011 | by sideriteSee all my reviews

I read some reviews before watching this and I saw there were people liking it and people really hating it. So I thought it is a misunderstood film, something disguised as something else and that has some deep or comedic meaning. I was wrong. It is simply a really bad movie. The only reason you might like it is for some really short and not very explicit nun rape or lesbian scenes. Yes, you read that right: some really ugly nuns are getting raped or are doing it with somebody. Occasionally they shoot people. All this with the same ridiculous music in the background. And I really do not care they are nuns one way or the other.

Conclusion: It is not something like a Rodriguez film, it is not posing as a terrible film, it is just what it seems: a really bad movie. In the fine tradition of recyclical "creativity", it is just a clone of sexploitation films in the 60-70's. So avoid this.


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Language:

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Release Date:

24 September 2010 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Nude Nuns with Big Guns See more »

Filming Locations:

Highland, California, USA

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$85,000 (estimated)
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Dolby Digital

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1.85 : 1
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