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Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

Not Rated | | Action, Comedy, Thriller | 24 September 2010 (USA)
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Mentally abused, enslaved and coerced into prostitution, a left-for-dead merciless Sister will take on a mission straight from God, whacking sinners in a strictly personal, no-prisoners vigilante Holy War.


Joseph Guzman





Cast overview, first billed only:
Asun Ortega ... Sister Sarah
David Castro ... Chavo
Perry D'Marco ... Father Carlittos
Maxie Santillan Jr. Maxie Santillan Jr. ... Mr. Foo (as Maxie J. Santillan Jr.)
Sarah Emmons Sarah Emmons ... Butch
Aycil Yeltan Aycil Yeltan ... Sister Angelina
Emma Messenger Emma Messenger ... Mother Magda
Bill Oberst Jr. ... Brother John
Maz Siam ... Father Bernardo
Xango Henry ... Kick-Stand
Robert Rexx Robert Rexx ... Half-Breed
Jessica Elder Jessica Elder ... Beverly
Alfonso Castro Alfonso Castro ... Father Frank
Jose De Jesus Martinez ... Chinaco (as Jose Martinez)
Rene Arreola Rene Arreola ... Lobo


Hazed from a drug overdose and brutally beaten, Sister Sarah will find herself in the middle of a bad trip, mentally abused, enslaved and coerced into prostitution for the evil and sleazy El Chavo's "Los Muertos" biker gang. Right on the brink of demise and totally abandoned by the pious merchants of dope, the left-for-dead Sister will take on a mission to put the fear of God into sinners and to persecute all those who stand against Him. So, without delay, prepared for vengeance while armed with God's tools and a heavy arsenal to do the Lord's work, merciless Sister Sarah will start whacking priests one-by-one in a strictly personal vigilante frenzy. After all, she is the Hand of God amid Holy War, where no one is spared and no prisoners are taken. Written by Nick Riganas

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Gary Ede turned down the lead role to work in finance See more »


Several references are made to various nuns service in monasteries. Nuns serve in convents. See more »


Sister Sarah: My sins of the flesh are that of the fair sex. Get back on the bed, bitch! We sin today and ask for forgiveness tomorrow...
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References American Gangster (2007) See more »


Midnight Come's Calling
Written by Vince Johnson & Danny Clinton
Performed by Clinton Johnson Band
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A masterpice!
30 December 2010 | by okaaaySee all my reviews

Of course not.

This is on my top three list of the worst films I've ever seen, and I've seen many, many B and C films. Hell, even "Plan 9 from outer space" is a great film compared to this.

The acting is horrible, so is the script, the scenery, the sound, the editing.. You get the picture.

The films goal is only to show as many naked women as possible, preferably having se x with each other. Plus a bunch of perfect head shots. Yes - all shots are to the head, pretty much no exception.

My eyes and ears started bleeding a little, and a kitten died because I watched this. My life will never be the same.

Though I'm not a believer - I'm sorry God. /:

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Release Date:

24 September 2010 (USA) See more »

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Filming Locations:

Highland, California, USA


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$85,000 (estimated)
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital



Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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