Gelato Server: [Bill Williamson enters the coffee shop] Hey, how are you doing?
Bill Williamson: Great, man. Uh, Double-espresso Macchiato with extra foam.
Gelato Server: Sure, that'll be four-fifty.
[Williamson hands him money]
Gelato Server: Here's the change.
Bill Williamson: Thanks, man.
[Gelato server proceeds to make the macchiato]
Bill Williamson: Extra foam, man.
Gelato Server: Got it.
[hands him the macchiato]
Gelato Server: Here you go.
Bill Williamson: [Looks and see's there's barely foam] Uh, it's not what I ordered.
Gelato Server: Yeah, it is.
Bill Williamson: That's not a Macchiato, man. There's no foam in there at all.
Gelato Server: Yeah, there is. There's some right there.
Bill Williamson: No, no, no. A LOT of foam. Dude, look, this is like half-milk. That's not a Macchiato.
Gelato Server: But there's foam in there.
[Takes it and puts in more foam and gives it back]
Gelato Server: There you go, more foam.
Bill Williamson: Yeah, but take some of the milk out of it, man!
Gelato Server: I'm not taking any of the milk out if it. This is a perfectly good Macchiato.
Bill Williamson: Give me back my money, man.
Gelato Server: I'm not giving you your money back.
Bill Williamson: I'm not paying for something I didn't order, man! Give me back my money!
Gelato Server: I make the best coffee in this town, man. Take your coffee and go!
Bill Williamson: I don't give a fuck about what you make, bro! I didn't order it and I don't want it!
Gelato Server: I don't care! That's a good coffee! Take it!
Bill Williamson: Why don't you take it and stick it up your ass?
[Storms out]
Gelato Server: Here, take a fucking roll while you're going out the door!
[Throws roll at Williamson]
