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Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (2008)

Not Rated | | Comedy | Video December 2008
The children of Mars are in a funk, so Martian King Kimar comes up with a solution: kidnap Santa Claus and bring him to their planet. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly ... See full summary »

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Tim Ford, Stoney Sharp
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The children of Mars are in a funk, so Martian King Kimar comes up with a solution: kidnap Santa Claus and bring him to their planet. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, this is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic, which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas! Written by Anonymous

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Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
25 November 2018 | by trimboliceliaSee all my reviews

Amusing retread of an MST3K classic. Not as good as the original but worth a sit-thru. At a loss as to why the MST3K alumni riffed a film they already did. I guess to milk a little more money out of the franchise. Fun but the original is better.


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