Ineffectual, 'has-been' film-maker (Dennis Quaid) swindles his way into an interview with a film executive (Greg Kinnear) in order to pitch an outrageous and controversial comedy manuscript. After pitching the first of his thirteen offbeat fables, the dejected artist forces the rest of his disjointed allegory on the executive at gunpoint. He tells stories of a woman on a blind date with a man who has testicles growing from his neck, in another a smitten woman offers her neck to her boyfriend to 'poop' on -as a sign of commitment and love. In yet another two parents take home-schooling to a whole new level of indecency, striving to give their isolated teenage son all the 'regular' torment and humiliation of puberty by bullying, peer-pressuring and even seducing him themselves. An off-beat, elephant-in-the-room type film.Written by
Features an incredible cast of actors who have appeared in major roles in superhero movies:
Emma Stone (The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014))
Steven Merchant (Logan (2017))
Liev Schrieber (X-Men Origins - Wolverine (2009))
Seth Macfarlane (Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2007))
Hugh Jackman (the X-Men franchise)
Chris Pratt (Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017))
Kate Bosworth (Superman Returns (2006))
Uma Thurman (Batman & Robin (1997))
Bobby Cannavale (Ant-Man (2015))
Leslie Bibb (Iron Man (2008), Iron Man 2 (2010))
Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Kick Ass (2010), Kick Ass 2 (2013))
Chloe Grace Moretz (Kick Ass (2010), Kick Ass 2 (2013))
Halle Berry (X-Men (2000), X-Men 2 (2003), X-Men The Last Stand (2006), X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014))
Terrence Howard (Iron Man (2008))
Elizabeth Banks (Spider-Man (2002), Spider-Man 2 (2004), Spider-Man 3 (2007) See more »
The amount of soup on Davis' ball-chin. See more »
Neil. You look pale.
You look pregnant.
You look like you slept in a soup kitchen urinal.
You look like you bathe in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic.
You look like the kid who got cancer for Christmas.
You look like the slutty one on The Golden Girls.
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The "Beezel" segment runs in between the segment credits and the rest of the credits. See more »
The wraparound involving the segments being movie pitches was replaced in the UK Alternate Cut Version, released on the UK Blu-Ray, with an alternate wraparound about two teenagers and an 11-year-old trying to find the most banned movie in the world. See more »
I have never written a review before, but I feel that writing one is the best way to clean my mind of the crappy film I have witnessed. This movie was extremely awful. The humor attempts to be "offending", but it instead sounds like something an 8th grader finds humorous. In fact, even an 8th grader would tire of the pathetic nonsense that is Movie 43.
The plot centers around two teenagers that make up an outrageous picture. However, I've heard it's different for other parts of the world. I'm currently in the UK, so the kids wraparound is what I saw. Their little brother looks for it on the world wide web and ends up finding lots of clips that we get the displeasure of seeing. There's one called "The Catch" where Kate Winslet goes on a blind date with Hugh Jackman. However, get this: Hugh Jackman has penises where penises aren't supposed to be! Just hear the crickets sing. I can hear the screenwriter just laughing and laughing as he adds more unfunny jokes about poop and semen.
Also, the hilarious basketball sketch where they comment on the fact that basketball players are mostly black! Wow! It's so funny! Naked women and iPads! It's funny too!
In short, Movie 43 is a disjointed mess, full of lousy jokes, terrible writing, and actors that no doubt deserve to be in something else. Now, I'm going to rally up Best Actor/Actresses winners to be in my new screenplay, "Boners of Fire". Just kidding, of course. I'm not THAT evil.
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