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Suck (2009)

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A comedy centered on a rock 'n' roll band that will do anything to become famous.

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Rob Stefaniuk

Writer:

Rob Stefaniuk
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Rob Stefaniuk Rob Stefaniuk ... Joey
Jessica Paré ... Jennifer
Paul Anthony ... Tyler
Mike Lobel ... Sam
Chris Ratz Chris Ratz ... Hugo
Alice Cooper ... Bartender
Moby ... Beef
Henry Rollins ... Rockin' Roger
Iggy Pop ... Victor
Dimitri Coats Dimitri Coats ... Queeny
Dave Foley ... Jeff
Alex Lifeson ... Border Guard
Malcolm McDowell ... Eddie Van Helsing
Carole Pope Carole Pope ... Club Bouncer
Barbara Mamabolo ... Danielle
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Storyline

In Montreal, Joey is the lead singer of the struggling band "The Winners", composed by the sexy bass singer Jennifer, the guitarist Tyler, the drummer Sam and the handyman Hugo. Their incompetent and alcoholic manager Jeff is incapable to help them to reach success and they are on the road on tour playing in clubs and bars in Canada and United States of America. After a show in a bar in Montreal, Jennifer, who is also the Joey's former girlfriend, leaves the place with the creepy Queeny, who is a vampire, and they spend the night together. On the next morning, Jennifer does not meet the band and they travel in their hearse to participate in a rock 'n' roll show without her. In the last moment, Jennifer arrives with a different appearance and on the next day they find that their home page had had several hits, all of them with good reviews and compliments to Jennifer. They become famous and Jennifer great audiences to the shows of "The Winners" and one by one, the musicians are turned ... Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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Vampires rock. See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Horror | Music

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Rated R for vampire violence/gore, language and drug material | See all certifications »

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Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

5 February 2011 (Japan) See more »

Also Known As:

Koszmar See more »

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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?

Trivia

During the band's final club performance several club goers can be seen wearing shirts with the film's title logo on them. See more »

Goofs

When the band stands in front of Queeny's house Hugo's (Chris Ratz) pants legs are tucked into his boots. When he urinates himself in the living room his pants legs are no longer tucked into his boots. See more »

Quotes

Jennifer: Nobody likes a judge.
Joey: Yeah, nobody likes a vampire either.
Jennifer: Screw you, Joey!
Joey: Screw me? Screw me? You're out of the band, Jennifer!
Tyler: She's kind of the best thing about this band right now.
Joey: Tyler!
Tyler: I'm just saying maybe you should sleep on it.
Sam: Oh my God, you really ate beef.
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Crazy Credits

Credits show a dedication to Rob's father: In Loving Memory Of My Father RON STEFANIUK SR. See more »

Connections

Referenced in Vild med dans: Vals og cha-cha-cha, del 2 (2011) See more »

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Goes Further
Written by Dimitri Coats
Performed by Burning Brides
Published by Cobraside Distribution Inc.
Courtesy of Cobraside Distribution Inc.
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I would say you're 30 pounds of junk food and a retail job away from killing yourself. Just a guess.
15 April 2011 | by lastliberalSee all my reviews

For those not into the Twilight genre of pretend vampire movies, this is an interesting film from Canada.

The band sucks, and so does someone else. The second sucking will cure the first.

Rock legends Alice Cooper, Moby, and Iggy Pop contribute to the fun, which also includes cartoon scenes interspersed throughout.

And, what would be a vampire movie without Van Helsing. Malcolm McDowell fills that role splendidly.

More yucks than gore. So, it is really a very soft R, almost a PG-13. Put drugs in a film and it overrides everything else.


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