Despicable Me (2010) Poster


Jason Segel: Vector



  • Agnes : Why are you wearing your pajamas?

    Vector : [sputters]  These aren't pajamas! It's a warm-up suit.

    Edith : What are you warming up for?

    Vector : Stuff.

    Margo : What sort of stuff?

    Vector : Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.

    Agnes : Like sleeping?


  • Vector : I'm applying for a villain loan. I go by the name of Vector. It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnituide. Oh yeah!

  • Vector : [after shrinking toilet]  Look at you, a little tiny toilet, for little tiny people to...

    [toilet breaks, spraying water on Vector] 

    Vector : Ah! Curse you, tiny toilet!

  • Mr. Perkins : Do you know where the shrink ray is?

    Vector : Duh? Back at my place.

    Mr. Perkins : Oh, is that right? Back at your place? Oh, that's cool. I guess Gru must just have one that LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE IT!

    [shows vector the computer shot of Gru with the shrink ray and the girls] 

    Vector : Oh. What? Th-those girls sold me cookies.

  • Gru : [after giving Vector the moon]  Now the girls.

    Vector : Actually, I'm holding on to them a little longer.

    Gru : No!

    Vector : Oh yeah! Unpredictable!

  • Vector : He punched my shark!

  • [Vector is playing with the shrink ray in his bathroom] 

    Vector : Boo-ya!

    [fires the ray] 

    Vector : You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash!

    [shrinks the sink] 

    Vector : Yeah! You done been shrunk!

    [cell phone rings, he answers] 

    Vector : Y'ello? Oh yeah, I got the shrink ray...! What? No, I'm not... playing with it.

  • Vector : [stranded on the moon]  Oh, poop!

  • Vector : [on the phone]  Gru?


    Vector : Don't make me laugh! And P.S., he is not getting the moon! And P.P.S., when I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!

  • [repeated line] 

    Vector : Oh yeaaaaahhh!

  • [after Vector refuses to hand over the girls] 

    Gru : Listen close, you little punk! When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!

    Vector : [laughing sarcastically]  Ooh, I'm really scared!

    [Gru punches the video camera, making Vector jump and fumble to hold on to the shrunken moon] 

    Agnes : [smugly]  He is gonna kick your butt.

  • [after Vector refuses to release the girls] 

    Gru : [leans into the camera]  Listen close, you little punk. When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!

    Vector : [laughs sarcastically]  Ooh, I'm really scared!

    [Gru punches the camera lens, making Vector jump and fumble not to drop the moon] 

    Agnes : [smugly]  He is gonna kick your butt.

  • Mr. Perkins : Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be? I give you the opportunity of a lifetime and you just blow it!

    Vector : No... I didn't.

    Mr. Perkins : Oh, really?

    Vector : [opens his case]  Yeah, just wait until Gru sees my latest weapon! Squid launcher! Oh, yeah!

    [He launches a squid over the balcony] 

    Man : Ah! There's a squid on my face!

    Vector : [chuckles and reloads]  Don't worry. The moon is as good as ours.

    [Inside the launcher, the second squid rolls its eyes] 

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