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Albert's Memorial

  • TV Movie
  • 20092009
IMDb RATING
6.7/10
134
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POPULARITY
47,775
33,237
Albert's Memorial (2009)
ComedyDrama
London, 2000:- Terminally ill Albert summons old war buddies Frank and Harry to his hospital bed with a bizarre request. When he dies, he wants them to snatch his corpse from the hospital mo... Read allLondon, 2000:- Terminally ill Albert summons old war buddies Frank and Harry to his hospital bed with a bizarre request. When he dies, he wants them to snatch his corpse from the hospital morgue and drive it, in Harry's taxi, to Germany, where they all met, for burial. Thanks to ... Read allLondon, 2000:- Terminally ill Albert summons old war buddies Frank and Harry to his hospital bed with a bizarre request. When he dies, he wants them to snatch his corpse from the hospital morgue and drive it, in Harry's taxi, to Germany, where they all met, for burial. Thanks to Frank's ingenuity they get the body past Customs but almost lose it in France, recovering ... Read all
IMDb RATING
6.7/10
134
YOUR RATING
POPULARITY
47,775
33,237
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    • Director
      • David Richards
    • Writer
      • Thomas Ellice(screenplay)
    • Stars
      • David Jason
      • David Warner
      • Judith Hoersch
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    • Director
      • David Richards
    • Writer
      • Thomas Ellice(screenplay)
    • Stars
      • David Jason
      • David Warner
      • Judith Hoersch
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    • 5User reviews
    • 1Critic review
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    David Jason
    David Jason
    • Harry
    David Warner
    David Warner
    • Frank
    Judith Hoersch
    • Vicki
    Michael Jayston
    Michael Jayston
    • Albert
    Nick Bennett
    • Young Harry
    Scott Harrison
    • Young Frank
    Adam Flynn
    • Young Albert
    Christine Ellerbeck
    • Joy Fellows
    John Alastair
    John Alastair
    • Truck Driver
    Laura Rogers
    • Rachel
    Jody Pennock
    • Tracy
    • (as Ruby Tuesday)
    Hasina Haque
    Hasina Haque
    • Nurse
    • Director
      • David Richards
    • Writer
      • Thomas Ellice(screenplay)
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      Harry and Frank drive past the 'real' Albert Memorial on their way to collect Albert's body.
    • Quotes

      [Harry and Frank are going to visit Albert who is terminally ill in hospital]

      Harry: Tell you what, I couldn't end up in a place like this, even if my life depended on it. In fact, if I die, please God not in a hospital.

      Frank: [drily] What do you mean, "if"?

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    5/10
    Slightly disapointing road movie
    The first twenty minutes have great promise as the dying Albert asks his two wartime buddies for a huge favor. Darkly humorous. Once the show goes on the road however the movie starts to lose its charm and the character of Vicki makes no sense at all. I cannot write more without spoiling the twist such as it is. The ending is too obvious and overstated. I was perhaps hoping for too much from the great David Warner.
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    • Release date
      • September 12, 2010 (United Kingdom)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Port of Dover, Kent, England, UK
    • Production company
      • ITV - Independent Television
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      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.33 : 1

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