It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Nightman Cometh (2008)
Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds
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Quotes
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Mac : [lifts Dennis' legs] Gimme that leg, boy.
Dennis Reynolds : No...
[Frank throws blanket on top of them]
Dennis Reynolds : Dude, do you have a boner right now?
Mac : Shut up, dude. Don't ruin this for me.
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Dennis Reynolds : I was hearing a lot of laughs out there, bro.
Mac : Laughs are cheap. I'm going for gasps.
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Mac : I've changed my mind, I'm playing the Nightman!
Dennis Reynolds : Why would you wanna play the Nightman?
Mac : The Nightman's badass, dude. He has the eyes of a cat and does karate across the stage.
Charlie Kelly : Where are you getting that from? Karate?
Mac : I made that up, man. It's gonna be great.
Dennis Reynolds : This is great. That frees up the Lead Boy role and the Dayman role. I can play both those.
Charlie Kelly : No, I don't want you guys switching roles. That's not how it works.
Mac : Hey Frank, you got a guy that does cat eyes?
Frank Reynolds : [on phone] I'm already on it.
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Mac : Where's the boy?
Dennis Reynolds : The boy is gone.
Mac : You can't tell me what to do.
Dennis Reynolds : N- I didn't tell you what to- You're skipping a line, dude.
Mac : Yeah, uh... You can't tell me what to do.
Dennis Reynolds : You're still skipping the same line.
Mac : Just move past it 'cause I can't remember...
Dennis Reynolds : God, it's crazy how much better I am at acting than you.
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Mac : Stage freeze!
Dennis Reynolds : Don't say stage freeze, just do it.
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Dennis Reynolds : Charlie, I got a question for you. Who's playing this Lead Boy?
Charlie Kelly : That's gonna be Mac.
Mac : What? Oh, yeah! Lead, of course.
Dennis Reynolds : Who's playing the Dayman?
Charlie Kelly : Well, the Lead Boy becomes the Dayman when he defeats the Nightman, so it's also Mac.
Mac : Two parts? Oh, yeah!
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Frank Reynolds : What the hell is that?
Dennis Reynolds : You know what it is, bitch.