Sam (XI) (2017)

Bryan Batt: Alexander Blondell

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• Samantha : All right, pal, you're on!

  Alexander Blondell : OK, I can detect a pattern here. It's not pal, it's not dude, it's Mister Blondell. M-I-S-T-E-R B-L-O-N-D-E-L-L. Now put this on.

  Samantha : No, dude! I'm not wearing a tutu.

  Alexander Blondell : It is not a tutu. Now, put it on.

• Alexander Blondell : Look at yourself. What do you see?

  Samantha : I don't know, I see someone who should have left ten minutes ago?

• Alexander Blondell : Oh, don't think of it as losing your Quasimodo posture... that hair! Think of it as gaining a new sense of style. Not to mention a new arsenal in the war between the sexes.

  Samantha : My sexes are warring enough.

• Alexander Blondell : And so, my little gamine, do you have the courage to bloom?

• Alexander Blondell : I see beauty. Just the very inkling of it, the first little bud pushing its head above the earth, but it is there.

• Alexander Blondell : Now, come here. I don't bite. Unless you displease me.

• Alexander Blondell : If you got it, flaunt it. I love that movie!