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Machete Joe (2010)

R | | Horror | 29 January 2010 (USA)
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A group of out-of-work actors decide to take their careers into their own hands by shooting a low-budget horror film, about an urban myth. With only 15 days to shoot their unfinished script... See full summary »

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... Riley
... Thelma Beard
Jason Bonduris ... Stan Ross
... Machete Joe
... Sammy
... Vince
... Erica
... Charles
Temple Greene ... Deputy Peachtree
Anthony Grow ... Local Boy #1
Gimel Hooper ... Scooter
... Sheriff Taylor
Gerald James ... Man
... Roz Baker
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A group of out-of-work actors decide to take their careers into their own hands by shooting a low-budget horror film, about an urban myth. With only 15 days to shoot their unfinished script, at a remote castle in the desert, getting through the first night becomes a nightmare. As their egos begin to surface so do the dead bodies. Written by Gordon Greene

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Rated R for bloody violence including rape, and some language

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Gwen McGee was the only person considered to play the character of Roz. See more »

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Written by Christopher Cano
Performed by Siva Noir
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Machete Joe may be scarred but NOW I'M scarred for life!!!!
6 March 2012 | by See all my reviews

I haven't written a review for a film in quite a while but after watching this movie I feel compelled to do so!! I have NOTHING good to say about this movie at all!! The big stars of this film are Art Evans and Ernie Hudson but they only appear in this film a TOTAL of about 5 minutes COMBINED. The acting is horrendous, some of the worst I've EVER seen and I've seen MANY bad-acted movies. I would even put the movie "The Room" above this one in terms of better acted bad movies. There are NO redeeming qualities about this movie so I'm going to stop now because I just realized that I'm wasting my time reviewing a film that ALREADY wasted my time!!! Just stay away from Machete Joe!!!!


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