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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

  • 2008
  • 10m
IMDb RATING
7.7/10
6.5K
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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
ShortComedyHorror

The epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time.The epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time.The epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time.

  • Director
    • Richard Gale
  • Writer
    • Richard Gale
  • Stars
    • Paul Clemens
    • Brian Rohan
    • Melissa Paladino
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    • IMDb RATING
    7.7/10
    6.5K
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Richard Gale
    • Writer
      • Richard Gale
    • Stars
      • Paul Clemens
      • Brian Rohan
      • Melissa Paladino
    • 11User reviews
    • 21Critic reviews
  • See production, box office & company info
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    • Awards
      • 13 wins & 10 nominations

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    Brian Rohan in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    Paul Clemens and Brian Rohan in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    Paul Clemens and Brian Rohan in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    Paul Clemens and Brian Rohan in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    Brian Rohan in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    Fay Kato in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    Fay Kato in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    Richard Gale accepts the Jury Prize for Best Short Film and the Audience Award at the Puchon International Fantastic Film Festival, South Korea, for The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon.
    Richard Gale greets fans after screening the Horribly Slow Murderer series. Puchon International Fantastic Film Festival, South Korea.
    Brian Rohan and Richard Gale doing Q & A for Spoon Wars and The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon at Fantastic Fest, Austin, TX.
    Brian Rohan and Richard Gale doing Q & A for Spoon Wars and The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon at Fantastic Fest, Austin, TX.

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    Paul Clemens
    Paul Clemens
    • Jack Cucchiaio
    Brian Rohan
    Brian Rohan
    • The Spoonkiller
    Melissa Paladino
    Melissa Paladino
    • The Girlfriend
    Michael James Kacey
    Michael James Kacey
    • The Doctor
    • (as Mike Kacey)
    Fay Kato
    Fay Kato
    • The Mystic
    • Director
      • Richard Gale
    • Writer
      • Richard Gale
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    Storyline

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    • Trivia
      The main character played by Paul Clemens (Jack Cucchiaio), his last name actually means "spoon" in Italian.
    • Goofs
      (at around 5 mins) The Ginosaji breaks Jack's tooth with his spoon. Later, the camera zooms in on Jack's open mouth, and all his teeth are visible including his lost tooth.
    • Quotes

      Jack Cucchiaio: This lunatic has been attacking me all night, he's just broken into my house, and I need a squad car here right now... Okay, this is going to sound ridiculous... but, he's got - a spoon- b-but it hurts like hell, and - hello? Hello?... Fuck.

    • Connections
      Followed by Spoon vs. Spoon (2009)

    User reviews11

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    10/10
    I want more!
    I saw this incredibly hilarious short film today at the LA comedy shorts festival and it was the best of the day! The concept was perfect, the spoofy-ness of it was extremely funny and so were all the other jokes.

    After watching it, my friend and I got to talk with the director and actors and we had a blast because they were very nice and their movie kicked ass.

    I would love for this to be a full length picture someday, I simply couldn't get enough of it. I even saw that the director of it was wearing a T-shirt for this film and I wanted it! Great job to all of the folks involved with this film, keep it up and please make this full-length someday!
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    4
    • nunemkh
    • Mar 7, 2009

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    Details

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    • Release date
      • September 18, 2008 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Жахливо повільний убивця з украй неефективною зброєю
    • Production company
      • Chaotic Rampage American Pictures
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    • Runtime
      10 minutes
    • Color
      • Color

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