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| Credited cast: | |||
| Paul Clemens | ... | Jack Cucchiaio | |
| Brian Rohan | ... | The Ginosaji | |
| Melissa Paladino | ... | The Girlfriend | |
| Michael James Kacey | ... | The Doctor (as Mike Kacey) | |
| Fay Kato | ... | The Mystic | |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Richard Gale | ... | Narrator (voice) | |
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Unlike most murders that usually last for seconds or even hours, for the first time in the fabulous history of cinema, this premeditated, peculiarly cold-blooded and utterly merciless one, lasts for years. To be more specific, at first, it started as an unobtrusive annoyance, but shortly afterwards, it became a genuinely dreadful and sticky threat, forcing the hapless Forensic Pathologist Jack Cucchiaio to run for his life. The menace: A feral omnipresent entity that never sleeps, never forgets, and above all, never forgives. The weapon of choice: An exceptionally ineffective old-fashioned spoon. Chances of survival: None. Written by Nick Riganas
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Narrator: Some murders takes seconds. Others take minutes. Some murders take hours. Now, this murder... takes years.
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A 22 day shoot, with all locations in California. See more »Goofs
At 05:41. the Ginosaji breaks Jack's tooth with his spoon. At 05:53 the camera zooms in on Jack's open mouth, and all his teeth are visible including his lost tooth. See more »Quotes
[first lines]Narrator: Some murders takes seconds. Others take minutes. Some murders take hours. Now, this murder... takes years.
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After watching it, my friend and I got to talk with the director and actors and we had a blast because they were very nice and their movie kicked ass.
I would love for this to be a full length picture someday, I simply couldn't get enough of it. I even saw that the director of it was wearing a T-shirt for this film and I wanted it! Great job to all of the folks involved with this film, keep it up and please make this full-length someday!