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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)

The epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time.

Director:

Richard Gale

Writer:

Richard Gale
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The epic saga of one family's encounter with the most relentless and inefficient murderer of all time. Based on the celebrated viral short film.

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Cast

Credited cast:
Paul Clemens ... Jack Cucchiaio
Brian Rohan ... The Ginosaji
Melissa Paladino ... The Girlfriend
Michael James Kacey ... The Doctor (as Mike Kacey)
Fay Kato ... The Mystic
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Richard Gale ... Narrator (voice)
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Storyline

Unlike most murders that usually last for seconds or even hours, for the first time in the fabulous history of cinema, this premeditated, peculiarly cold-blooded and utterly merciless one, lasts for years. To be more specific, at first, it started as an unobtrusive annoyance, but shortly afterwards, it became a genuinely dreadful and sticky threat, forcing the hapless Forensic Pathologist Jack Cucchiaio to run for his life. The menace: A feral omnipresent entity that never sleeps, never forgets, and above all, never forgives. The weapon of choice: An exceptionally ineffective old-fashioned spoon. Chances of survival: None. Written by Nick Riganas

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Short | Comedy | Horror

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

18 September 2008 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon See more »

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Trivia

A 22 day shoot, with all locations in California. See more »

Goofs

At 05:41. the Ginosaji breaks Jack's tooth with his spoon. At 05:53 the camera zooms in on Jack's open mouth, and all his teeth are visible including his lost tooth. See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Narrator: Some murders takes seconds. Others take minutes. Some murders take hours. Now, this murder... takes years.
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Connections

Followed by Spoon vs. Spoon (2009) See more »

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I want more!
7 March 2009 | by nunemkhSee all my reviews

I saw this incredibly hilarious short film today at the LA comedy shorts festival and it was the best of the day! The concept was perfect, the spoofy-ness of it was extremely funny and so were all the other jokes.

After watching it, my friend and I got to talk with the director and actors and we had a blast because they were very nice and their movie kicked ass.

I would love for this to be a full length picture someday, I simply couldn't get enough of it. I even saw that the director of it was wearing a T-shirt for this film and I wanted it! Great job to all of the folks involved with this film, keep it up and please make this full-length someday!


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