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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

  • 20082008
  • 10m
IMDb RATING
7.7/10
6.4K
YOUR RATING
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
  • Short
  • Comedy
  • Horror
The epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time.The epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time.The epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time.
IMDb RATING
7.7/10
6.4K
YOUR RATING
  • Director
    • Richard Gale
  • Writer
    • Richard Gale
  • Stars
    • Paul Clemens
    • Brian Rohan
    • Melissa Paladino
Top credits
  • Director
    • Richard Gale
  • Writer
    • Richard Gale
  • Stars
    • Paul Clemens
    • Brian Rohan
    • Melissa Paladino
  • See production, box office & company info
    • 11User reviews
    • 21Critic reviews
  • See production, box office & company info
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    • Awards
      • 13 wins & 10 nominations

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    Brian Rohan in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    Paul Clemens and Brian Rohan in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    Paul Clemens and Brian Rohan in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    Paul Clemens and Brian Rohan in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    Brian Rohan in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    Fay Kato in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    Fay Kato in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)
    Richard Gale accepts the Jury Prize for Best Short Film and the Audience Award at the Puchon International Fantastic Film Festival, South Korea, for The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon.
    Richard Gale greets fans after screening the Horribly Slow Murderer series. Puchon International Fantastic Film Festival, South Korea.
    Brian Rohan and Richard Gale doing Q & A for Spoon Wars and The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon at Fantastic Fest, Austin, TX.
    Brian Rohan and Richard Gale doing Q & A for Spoon Wars and The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon at Fantastic Fest, Austin, TX.

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    Paul Clemens
    Paul Clemens
    • Jack Cucchiaioas Jack Cucchiaio
    Brian Rohan
    Brian Rohan
    • The Spoonkilleras The Spoonkiller
    Melissa Paladino
    Melissa Paladino
    • The Girlfriendas The Girlfriend
    Michael James Kacey
    Michael James Kacey
    • The Doctoras The Doctor
    • (as Mike Kacey)
    Fay Kato
    Fay Kato
    • The Mysticas The Mystic
    • Director
      • Richard Gale
    • Writer
      • Richard Gale
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    Storyline

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    • Trivia
      The main character played by Paul Clemens (Jack Cucchiaio), his last name actually means "spoon" in Italian.
    • Goofs
      (at around 5 mins) The Ginosaji breaks Jack's tooth with his spoon. Later, the camera zooms in on Jack's open mouth, and all his teeth are visible including his lost tooth.
    • Quotes

      Jack Cucchiaio: This lunatic has been attacking me all night, he's just broken into my house, and I need a squad car here right now... Okay, this is going to sound ridiculous... but, he's got - a spoon- b-but it hurts like hell, and - hello? Hello?... Fuck.

    • Connections
      Followed by Spoon vs. Spoon (2009)

    User reviews11

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    Top review
    8/10
    Incredibly funny and extremely efficient...:)
    A hilarious short that is not to be missed, with many laugh out loud gags.

    Following his other excellent short CRITICIZED, The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon, takes it's one main gag and finds ingenious ways to keep the laughs coming...

    It is also very well shot, and shows that a lot can be achieved with just sheer imagination and hard work instead of money (the film was made for under $1000, which is amazing!)

    I hope to be seeing Richard Gale's twisted sense of humor in a feature very soon.
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    Details

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    • Release date
      • September 18, 2008 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Жахливо повільний убивця з украй неефективною зброєю
    • Production company
      • Chaotic Rampage American Pictures
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    • Runtime
      10 minutes
    • Color
      • Color

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