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(I) (2012)

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Certification

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MPAA Rated R for some strong sexual content including references, pervasive language and violent images
Certification

Sex & Nudity

  • Two teens kiss in a bed
  • Condoms are shown and purchased by a 17 year old boy
  • Strong, crude sexual innuendo is constant
  • Porn magazines are glimpsed for 5 seconds and a girl in a thong is shown
  • A running joke throughout the movie that references alien blood feeling "like cum" and it is referenced about 16 times
  • References to a couple trying to get pregnant throughout the movie and they are usually crude
  • Two men investigate screaming emanating from a basement window and the homeowner comes out and invites them in to what turns out to be a loud orgy: we see over 50 people in the basement almost entirely nude (we see many bare breasts, bare chests and bare legs of both genders), a nude woman faces the camera, sitting astride a man and bouncing up and down while having sex (we do not see genitals), a nude man has sex from behind with a woman while both face the camera (genitals are not visible), and several female couples kiss in close-up; three men masturbate with their groin areas hidden by a waist-high shelving unit and they then masturbate one another below screen, a man says that he'd like an Asian housewife to perform oral sex on him and a woman approaches him, asks him if he would like that and kneels below screen (presumably to do so) and we see a dozen glowing lighted vibrators of different colors on a coffee table.

Violence & Gore

  • A mall security guard is killed by unseen thing. Blood spurts on the glass door.
  • An alien rips a man's heart out of his body (Very bloody and graphic)
  • Four men are egged at a football field
  • The plot involves ailens ripping peoples skin off
  • Stuff is blown up by a laser ( a cow, tractor, etc;)
  • A man is found dead in his backyard. You see his insides hanging out of his stomach. (Very bloody and graphic)
  • A lot of bloody violence.
  • An alien's genitals are ripped off.
  • A bloody but mild fist fight ensues at a party between a teenager and a parent
  • Body counts: 4 (not including an alien in human form).

Profanity

  • Lots of strong, explicit sex jokes
  • Crude jokes are made referencing sperm, balls, dick, prick, cock, cocksucker, Mexican bombs, jerking off, vagina, etc;
  • Ass and damn are used a bit
  • Fuck is used 70 times
  • Bitch is used 5-6 times
  • Shit is used a lot
  • Cunt is used once or twice.

Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking

  • Two references to weed
  • A man is always trying to get The Watch to drink and succeeds.
  • Lots of drinking throughout.
  • Some smoking
  • When The Watch is taking pictures with the ailens they have cigars in their mouths

Frightening & Intense Scenes

  • The Watch is suitable for ages 16+
  • It has several intense scenes that may frighten some viewers.

Spoilers

The Parents Guide items below may give away important plot points.

Violence & Gore

  • Aliens are killed by severe trauma to the dick since that is where their brains are

Frightening & Intense Scenes

  • When Chucho very suddenly has his heart torn out of his body, some people may be disturbed

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