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On Halloween, four twenty-something kids venture into the dilapidated home of a neighborhood legend, known only as "Old Lady Death" - only to discover that there's a very real side to this local tall tale.
What were these folks thinking when they cobbled together a full two hours of two bad actors running around an abandoned fairground being harassed by an old man portraying some sort of ghost-carny? They must have been making this one up as they went along, because it starts off confusing, settles into mediocrity, then tries to give you some explanation if you're still awake by the end of it.
This long, boring, film reminds of that old eighties film Spookies. Only worse. Yep, this film is worse that Spookies.
I'd imagine they were aiming for some sort of vibe like The Beyond, where the whole film plays out like a surreal nightmare that makes little sense, but is ultimately rewarding.
In fact, just watch that instead.
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