Kôshoku kunoichi: Aieki-zeme

I have loved almost all the 'Pink Eiga' output, even the sillier ones but this one was too much. There are simulated sex scenes throughout and of course the girls are lovely but there is very little story and what there is, is very silly. Plus there is faux historical stuff about Shoguns, clans and somebody for ever swearing to avenge someone else. It is not particularly well shot and the low budget shows but basically I just couldn't get up the enthusiasm for this one. There is also a very big problem. Clearly for the Japanese this is not a problem and probably a cause for much merriment but the whole notion of male members being caught by a woman's is just too wince causing for the sex to happily be enjoyed. For the participants, of course, but us the viewer too. Talk of Venus fly traps and gooey pussy suffocation hell and my mind looks to wander elsewhere.