The Keeper

This is definitely his cheesiest movie to date. And for a Steven Seagal movie, that says a lot. To even compare this to "The Professional" or "Man on Fire" is a complete joke. Not even in the same school, let alone the same class. The budget couldn't have been more than a couple hundred bucks, and the acting was deplorable. I mean, Seagal's "acting" has always sucked. His furrowed brow, tough talking, best at everything kind of persona is a little tired now. But in this movie, he was the best actor. Sad isn't it? The amount of mistakes that were made in the editing is quite funny though. So if you have a couple of hours to waste, like I did (apparently), then watch it as a comedic action flick. I give it a two, only because Seagal still moves okay, for an old guy.