Simon Doonan is the queen of window dressers but, when his assistant breaks a vase, it takes him back to being a fourteen year old - and openly gay - schoolboy in Reading, with his best friend, the flamboyant, and likewise gay, Kylie, who is a boy. That Summer he was very determined to buy a vase he saw in a shop window. It was also when his tarty sister Ashlene photographed him wearing a dress belonging to Kylie's mother, Reba, in order to blackmail him. The dress got thrown into a bin, where it was found by Simon's Mum, dizzy Debbie, who assumed that her husband Andy was having an affair with Reba as a result. Written by
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Did You Know?
Miss? Who cut your hair miss, the council?
Where'd you get your dress, miss? Oxfam?
Miss? Are those shoes, miss, or Cornish pasties?
Where'd you get your voice from, poof? Gays 'r' us?