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Hard Times (2009)

Holy Water (original title)
R | | Comedy, Crime | June 2013 (USA)
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The town of Kilcoulin's Leap will never be the same after a down-on-his-luck mailman botches a get-rich-quick scheme.

Director:

Tom Reeve
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
John Lynch ... Tom Gaffney
Cornelius Clarke ... Podger Byrnes
Lochlann O'Mearáin ... Donal O'Connell (as Lochlann O'Mearain)
Cian Barry ... Sean Casey
Susan Lynch ... Geraldine Gaffney
Deirdre Mullins ... Kate Mulvey
Linda Hamilton ... Cory Williams
Tom Lister Jr. ... SixPac Jordan (as Tommy 'Tiny' Lister)
Stanley Townsend ... Inspector Brian Hogan
Angeline Ball ... PC Anne Mooney
Ray Callaghan Ray Callaghan ... Uncle Tim
Frank Dunne Frank Dunne ... Old Ned Lynch
Dermot Crowley ... Father Grogan
Pascal Scott Pascal Scott ... Mihal Casey
Marianne March Marianne March ... Sheila Casey
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Storyline

The village of Kilcoulin's Leap was once a thriving spa town, and was home to a famous Holy Well, but now offers little by way of employment for its people, and its decline seems inexorable. When local Postie, Podger Byrnes, comes up with a plan to hijack a consignment of Viagra, and sell it on the open market in Amsterdam, his friends are desperate enough to try it. Not counting on the muscular response of Viagra's makers, the boys panic and hide the lorry load of Viagra down the town's Holy Well.

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Time for a stiff drink See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Crime

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for language and some sexual content/nudity | See all certifications »

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Trivia

Won Best Film at the first ever New York's Friars Club Comedy Film Festival in September 2009. See more »

Quotes

Podger Byrnes: The American Swat Fellas, You should see the big fella they have with them. God! the big black fella he took out a big sniffer, and waived it all over me.
Donal O'Connell: Yeagh! Well, will be seeing a lot more of that in prison!
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Crazy Credits

There are several recipes detailed in the end credits, all with a light hearted touch See more »

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Featured in The Wright Stuff: Episode #12.25 (2010) See more »

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No fun at all
24 July 2019 | by wpjheric-97043See all my reviews

I never laughed during the whole movie... The idea is good, but still a bad movie.


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Country:

Ireland

Language:

English

Release Date:

June 2013 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

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Filming Locations:

Devon, England, UK

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Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$148,498
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