5 user 4 critic

Artois the Goat (2009)

Not Rated | | Comedy | 15 March 2009 (USA)
2:11 | Trailer

Watch Now

From $4.99 (HD) on Prime Video

Lab technician Virgil Gurdies struggles to choose between his truelove Angie and his newfound quest to create the greatest goat cheese the world has ever known.
1 win & 1 nomination. See more awards »



Add Image Add an image

Do you have any images for this title?



Cast overview, first billed only:
... Virgil (as Mark Scheibmeir)
Sydney Andrews ... Angie
Stephen Taylor Fry ... Yens
... Hermit
... Fitznicholas / Nitzficholas
... Clownwig / Agent Brown
Sarah Holland ... Eva Verrane
Harrison Butler ... Ronaldo
Robert Tolaro ... Goat Farmer, Renior
... Angie's Mother, Frances
... Angie's Sister, Embeth
Jordan Crowder ... Artois (voice)
Jason McEntire ... Chesterfield
Richard Reininger ... Austin Office Wiener / Detroit Office Worker / Virgil Shemp
Varun Rajendran ... Austin Office Intern


Lab technician Virgil Gurdies embarks on an epic quest to create the greatest goat cheese the world has ever known, and reclaim the heart of his beloved Angie. A felonious German baker, a grave-digging hermit, and a tiny white goat color this journey of love, destiny and dairy products. Written by Cliff and Kyle Bogart

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis


When the goat speaks...listen.




Not Rated

Parents Guide:



Official Sites:

Official site



Release Date:

15 March 2009 (USA)  »

Filming Locations:



Box Office


$50,000 (estimated)
See more on IMDbPro »

Company Credits

Show more on  »

Technical Specs



Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
See  »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

light happy fare
3 October 2014 | by See all my reviews

This is the story of a not-that-bright man (who bears a slight resemblance to Steven Colbert) pursuing his dream of making artisinal goat cheese. It is not a comedy about the trials of trying to keep goats as housepets.

He is so clueless, the first milk goat he buys is male. He gets no support. His girlfriend wants him to slog away at a mind-numbing laboratory job. She has no sympathy at all for his desire to escape.

One of the best scenes in the movie is a conversation with a hermit landowner who had dreamt all his life of raising basset hounds. It failed miserably and now he just wants to die.

The only person who gives him the least encouragement is a failed paranoid restaurant owner.

It is comedy, so you know he must inevitably triumph. He persists at making cheese, getting smarter and smarter with each attempt, so it is not totally out of blue when he finally succeeds. He has some help from a celestial holy French-speaking goat and a celestial holy writer of cheese text books.

The goats don't pay that big a role but when they are on screen they are delicate, clean and pretty. Usually the idea of cheese coming from animal udders is quite revolting, but these animals don't do that to me.

It is done in a melodramatic, over-the-top, pantomime style.

If I were writing the film, our hero would run off into the sunset with the German restaurant owner who had stuck by the hero, not the woman who bullied, carped, belittled and repeatedly abandoned him. But that would have freaked out the majority of the audience. He is in for a life of misery with her. He is a kind soul. He deserves better.

0 of 0 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you? | Report this
Review this title | See all 5 user reviews »

Contribute to This Page

Stream Popular Sci-Fi Titles With Prime Video

Explore popular sci-fi movies and TV shows available to stream with Prime Video.

Start your free trial