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"Leverage" The Bank Shot Job (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Alec Hardison: You know, I had to re-task two satellites just to get a lousy internet connection. Took more than an hour to torrent the last episode of Doctor Who.

Parker: Hey! Illegal downloading's wrong.

[lights a fire in the van]

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Eliot Spencer: [to meth dealer] Hey. What smells like crank and screams like a girl?

[kicks his leg; dealer screams]

Eliot Spencer: Right answer.

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Alec Hardison: [inventing bank robber's demands] Now look, they have a list of demands. First off they want 12 large pizzas, one cheese, one Hawaiian extra pineapple, 2 pepperoni black olives, 2 meat lovers. Seriously, nobody's writing this down? Seriously? One Triple-Shot Half-Caff Moca Latte. Three of the latest copies of Hall & Oates CD. I know right, exciting stuff, I didn't know they were still coming out with a new one either. Um, we're gonna need some steaks people and a grill. Okay they need your overalls, I don't know why. We need some Kibbles 'n Bits. We need a Etch-A-Sketch, someone likes to squiggle. Possibly could we get some stuffed bears... Are we good? Let's go people.

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[last lines]

Nathan Ford: So pizza boxes huh?

Alec Hardison: Yeah, I know, I know, you could have done better.

Nathan Ford: No, no, I couldn't have...

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Parker: Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.

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Nathan Ford: Parker, have you ever robbed a bank that's being robbed before?

Parker: There's a first time for everything.

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Nathan Ford: [in back of ambulance] This is all very heart warming, but can we save it until after the morphine drip...

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Derrick Clark: Why should I trust you? I don't know who you are.

Sophie Devereaux: I am a thief.

Derrick Clark: Okay, I'm not sure what to do with that.

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Ellen Clark: Who *are* you?

Eliot Spencer: Well, ma'am... we'd be the cavalry.

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Alec Hardison: Woah, what's going on?

Sherrif Hastings: Cut power to the bank. Standard operating procedure.

Alec Hardison: Stand-It's standard? Where you getting that bull hockey from, son?

Sherrif Hastings: Deputy Arnold. He took a seminar in crisis management last year.

Deputy Arnold: It was an online seminar. We got certificates.

Alec Hardison: Certificates? Magic kits come with certificates. Does that make it cool for kids to saw their parents in half?

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Frank: Help you with anything today, your Honor?

Judge Roy: Yeah Fred, her phone number?

Frank: It's Frank. And she's 19 sir.

Judge Roy: Too bad. She got a younger sister?

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Alec Hardison: [to the deputy who acknowledged to Hall and Oates albums] You stay, we're gonna talk Hall and Oates.

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