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"The Simpsons" Waverly Hills, 9021-D'Oh (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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Marge Simpson: I love tapas. They're like appetizers for a meal that never comes.

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City Inspector: "Go, Dog, Go", pages missing. Lego spaceship, poorly constructed. Clearly this is the appartment of elementary school children. Too bad. I was really looking forward to killing you and making it look like a suicide.

Homer Simpson: Oh, thank you, friendo!

City Inspector: I am not your friendo.

Homer Simpson: But I thought...

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Miss Hoover: Three, two, one. Okay children, I've just been granted tenure, so Im gonna sit back and let Ralph teach for a while.

Ralph Wiggum: Class in what year was one plus one. The answer is The amazing Ralph!

[Jumps out window]

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City Inspector: [Flips coin] Call it, friendo.

Homer Simpson: Heads! No, tails! No, on its side!

[coin falls on it side]

City Inspector: Well played.

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Marge Simpson: This is your first day at a new school. Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't.

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Bart Simpson: We have to go back to Springfield. I just remembered I was playing hide-and-seek with Milhouse.

Milhouse: [In the dumpster back of the Kwik-E Mart] Three weeks! This must be a new record!

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Lisa Simpson: It says here that Springfield Elementary is so bad it's two deviations below the norm.

Homer Simpson: Oh, I can't understand that math reference because I went to Springfield Elementary!

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Alaska Nebraska: I am so sick of fans in my food.

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Marge Simpson: The bottle label is all in lowercase. It's like I'm drinking e.e. cummings.

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Marge Simpson: [Marge is downtown, sensing the 'call of nature', and can't find a public convenience, until she sees Springfield Elementary School] Schools have bathrooms, and I'm a woman, so my going in unattended won't cause a panic.

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