City Inspector: "Go, Dog, Go", pages missing. Lego spaceship, poorly constructed. Clearly this is the appartment of elementary school children. Too bad. I was really looking forward to killing you and making it look like a suicide.
Homer Simpson: Oh, thank you, friendo!
City Inspector: I am not your friendo.
Homer Simpson: But I thought...
Miss Hoover: Three, two, one. Okay children, I've just been granted tenure, so Im gonna sit back and let Ralph teach for a while.
Ralph Wiggum: Class in what year was one plus one. The answer is The amazing Ralph!
[Jumps out window]
City Inspector: [Flips coin] Call it, friendo.
Homer Simpson: Heads! No, tails! No, on its side!
[coin falls on it side]
City Inspector: Well played.
Marge Simpson: This is your first day at a new school. Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't.
Bart Simpson: We have to go back to Springfield. I just remembered I was playing hide-and-seek with Milhouse.
Milhouse: [In the dumpster back of the Kwik-E Mart] Three weeks! This must be a new record!
Lisa Simpson: It says here that Springfield Elementary is so bad it's two deviations below the norm.
Homer Simpson: Oh, I can't understand that math reference because I went to Springfield Elementary!
Marge Simpson: The bottle label is all in lowercase. It's like I'm drinking e.e. cummings.